are you kinding me? 512 bathrooms? how many times a day would you have to shit to warrant having 512 bathrooms?

kidding*
i'm so offended by the 512 bathrooms i can't even type the correct word.

You could shit in a different one every day for almost 2 years. Damn, Tommy!

Sounds like somebody has some irritable bowels.

the only way this could be worse is if a woman had that many bathrooms because everyone knows women don't shit.

512.. thats 102.4 baths per room. Does that mean he goes 102.4 times per day? Maybe juju is right and he has IBS. 512 baths wow.

I think he can take something for that. I personally feel it's just becuase he's so full of shit. Did anybody see the reality show with his daughter? It was on MTV. His daughter is full of shit too. It's hereditary.

Everyone realizes this is a typo right? It probably is *five and a half* bathrooms. Still a ridiculous number … I'm probably just half asleep and missing everyone else's sarcasm.

I'm also just throwing it out there for all you grammar ninjas… shouldn't it be "affecting" instead of effecting?

since Im not one of those ninjas although I think its affecting Im gonna put down my coffee and slowly back out of the room

Thanks, Corduroy.

And here I was all excited because my new house had 1 1/2 bathrooms. Damn Tommy Hillfiger and his plethora of restrooms.

Jaaaaaaaaaaaanice, Smissy's ruining our fun. I'm going to get all Heigel up in here.

tommy thought to himself "i shall have over 500 toliets and all the world will say i have the grandest toliets of them all. bask in the glory of my many toliets!"

And they all are painted in red, white, and, blue.

because that's how tommy rolls.

how much toliet paper would you have to buy to stock 512 bathrooms?

I'm sorry, but are you all idiots?? It obviously is a typo. It should be 5 1/2 baths.

duh, yeah we know but thanks for being a humorless bitch about it.

best,
deimos

Duhhhhhhhhhh, Duh. Smissy beat you to it. Being second just makes you redundant. Again, duhhhhhh.

Smissy and duh, I have built you a shed in the woods where you can go crush the fun of the woodland creatures. Be off with you.

Also, in honour of Tommy Hilfiger, I am remodeling every room in my home into a bathroom. Granted, that still only makes 5. I suck.

I have 2 1/2 baths. But if I use some typo's that easily makes 212 bathrooms.

That's almost Hilfiger territory. Even if I embellish my cat's litter box to a 1/2 bath, I only have 112. Bummer. That only covers like 4 months.

That's so low class. Where will you shit the rest of the year? I guess at the neighbors. I should shut my cakehole. I'm short over 150 toilets myself.

I'm thinking I'll take a cue from the master, Miss Spears, and avail myself of some of many fine gas stations in the area.

No shoes of course. Just improving your chances of getting a staph infection. I hear you can lose a ton of weight on staph.

Almost as much as you lose on Adderall. You know you can eat all the Carl's Jr. and Taco Bell cheese sauce you want if you're on that stuff?

I might wear my boots in, but if you've seen them, you know the staph infection chance is still pretty high there.

I'd really like to try one of those tape worm diets.

I keep eating badly stored veggies in the hopes… but so far, no luck. Got any advice?