Considering the fact that Janice "Nut job" Dickinson doesn't hold back anything, I believe her.

I will confess to a complete lack of knowledge as to how steroids work…but I sure didn't think steroids caused overnight ballooning of your muscles.

Oh that crazy ass Janice. Where is she? Come on now tell us the truth. He really shot you in the lips because you thought they would give you unnatural fish lips. There's no shame. but you should be embarrassed you slept with Sylverster.

you are such a liar. Shut up! Oh wait you can't shut up. Gawd she grates on my nerves

My thoughts exactly Trixie, so I asked my husband who did them in the past he said no and what dumb ass told you that?

I dunno, I used to have to give my juiced friends their 'roid shots in their asses. I didn't stare at their asses afterwards though.

I can believe her being on 'roids at one point, but not the immediate increase in mass.

That dumb ass would be the worlds first supermodel. So she says.

You should have Mae, you should have. What were you thinking?

So, I wonder if she has a penis now.

Lily, I thought she got rid of that thing years ago. In some coke rage at studio 54 and Calvin Klein probably turned it into a hat.

She does have man hands.

I can't fucking lie though, Janice Dickinson is my hero.

I know, cooter. I really dropped the ball on that one.
On the contrary lily, 'roids make your peener shrink. So that's probably why Sly gave her the shots.

That makes sense, Mae. Why else would someone sneek up on you in the middle of the night and shoot you with the juice.

About her being the world's first supermodel, uh, weren't Cheryl Tiegs and Twiggy before her time? What a lying, vapid 'ho. I remember on ANTM's second season, excuse me, Cycle, Tyra, when introducing fish-lips would say "Janice, who says she's the world's first supermodel." That's when I fell in love with Ms. Banks' bitchy craziness!

I think those two should have a crazy off.

All Tyra has to do is pop one of Janice's horrible silicone tubers.

But then all Janice needs to do is rip off Tyra's wig rendering her motionless. The crazy is pretty evenly matched. It will have to be to the death.

My money's on Janice.

Hmm, I think Janice was born like that and Tyra grew into her crazy after years of exposure to cameral lights. Janice has more crazy years behind her making her slightly more dangerous.

I'm with you, SS. I think Tyra would spend too much time snapping her fingers and flailing her arms around saying "Oh, no you didn't!!" And Janice would just pounce on her and eat her face off. Spitting it out of course.

Naturally, mae. Do you know how many calories are in face?

Wrong SS & Mae…Janice is all talk. Remember her and Omarosa on "The Surreal Life?" She was always yelling but backed down and run out of the room when Omarosa went completely nuts. She's a pussy (no offense to Ju's vag pouch). My money's on Tyra…behind her smile, her eyes scream "I have nothing left to lose!"

jb, I would back down from Omarosa. And I don't back down from nobody *swings arms, snapping fingers*

Didn't one of them have a knife? Deal breaker!

Oh, and I would back down from Tanisha from "Bad Girls' club." Not because I was afraid of her, but because of how she says "POP OFF" 98,000 times a day and it would drive me mad causing me to cut a bitch and catching a case.

PS-Barack Obama is currently on the Tyra show. I hope she pulls out the vagina puppets and forces him into a walk-off.

I gotta watch "Bad Girls' Club"…I like what little I've seen. I watch enough crap though.

And it was Janice who had the knife which pissed Omarosa off…I believe she said something like "I'm not getting next to that crazy bitch while she has a knife". If Omarosa thinks you're nuts, maybe it's time to re-think where you're heading in life.

Who got voted off Celebrity Apprentice last night? I fell asleep…

I missed the ending too, jb.

jb, Carol Alt got voted out, but Don said had Marilu been in the boardroom she would have been fired.

Is Celebrity Apprentice any good?

My bad, it was Nadia Comaneci fired.

Its interesting. Lastnight I watched the first half. Gene made sexist comments to Ivanka Trump and I was like "Oh snap!!" She was dumbfounded and just walked off with her mouth gaping open.

Apprentice is real good this season, SS. It makes sense Carol wasn't fired…they've got some real Z-grade celebs and Trump is getting rid of them first and saving the D-Listers…

Genes really crazy…I like that. Somebody has to be now that Omarosa is on good behavior.

Yeah…he was also trying to feel Ivanka up and she pulled her hand away with a look of horror and disgust on her face. Gene is so awesome! He's totally gonna slap her with his dick or something.

He's going to put that tongue somewhere it doesn't belong on her…. And she'll pretend she doesn't like it. For appearances sake..

Gene Simmons has always been a nut job. My kind of dude.

I'll have to start watching next week.

mae, that would be true if she were male all along, but I'm more up for the theory that Sly knew that anabolic steroids can cause excessive clitoral growth i nwomen and that he was giving her the drug to turn her into a man, or at least create a female penis (fenis?) large enough to make her more interesting. I'm not saying Sly likes men, although who knows…I'm just saying a strap-on can be hell to warm up, and a shot is pretty easy to administer.

Also, if she does have a penis and it has teeth, we might have found a friend for Rumple.

You're always thinking of others Lily. You're a giver.

cooter49, shhhh, if the CDC finds out they'll put a stop to it.

Why the hell is Omarosa even on any show? She's less useful than navel lint. At least navel ling keeps your belly button warm.

lint and not, ling. Ling makes me think of lisa ling and I kind of like her.

I am going to comment on the commercials on the side of my computer screen, where the recent comments are supposed to be be:

I LOVE PSYCH!!! I only watched it because I wanted to see MONK and Psych was on instead. Actually, to be perfectly honest, I wanted to see Law and Order, and then I thought, well, I will watch Monk instead. And Psych was on and I just was too worn out to push the buttons on the remote control.

How would Amitron document that? I don't know. I was one of those households that mattered once-apon-a-time for the ratings war thing. They payed me ten bucks for my trouble of documenting all the shows and radio stations I watched and listened to for one week.

Oh yes, and to get back to topic: Janice Dickenson has big balls.