I don't get whats wrong with that comment. Patti LaBelle was black?? The world is round?? Jesus wasn't breaking bread with Homer??? Sherri Shepherd for President!!!

(and that refers Homer not of the Simpson persuasion)

i like the mental image of jesus breaking bread with homer simpson better. this just goes to show that no matter how stupid britney is there's always someone who is twice as stupid.

I hope they hold on the Sheri. Elizabeth is stupid in her own right as far as being too ultra conservative. Sheri on the other hand, is a new type of stupid that this nation rarely sees. This is the woman who didn't know the earth was round, and who thought that Jesus has been around since the beginning of time. She better be glad Barbara didn't see through the stupidity before she got the job.

Sherri Shepherd… proof that there is a fine line between naiveness and stupidity.

I am sure it is hard to tell someone's skin tone when your head is that far up your ass, so give her a break Hags!

Praise Jeebus!

diemos, I too like that mental picture better, but I'm pretty sure Jesus and Homer have drinks every Friday during happy hour at Moe's.

I'm glad that Jessica Simpson didn't stay too long on that show. Can you imagine the full long-term effects of watching Sheri Sheppard and Jessica Simpson? There would be a big implosion and the only thing left would be a turkey cutlet and a hair weave.

chicken cutlet - my bad

I was just sitting her saying to myself, self, your a dumbass. You know, I'm not such a dumbass afterall. Thanks, Sherri

I'll kiss Babs' ass if it'll get me on TV. I am, after all, a Latina woman with an opinion. Don't I qualify for this esteemed rectangular table?

Did I mention that I don't think Sherri S. should be pulling in whatever she earns for being on that show? Who is her fan base, anyway? Women who have given up on reality?

i bet sherri shepard thinks that jumping up and down after sex will keep you from getting pregnant.

deimos, i thought it was diet coke that prevented pregnancies? or was it coke zero?

I bet she thinks if you douche with Coca-cola you won't get pregnant.

I want to be hired -I am a halfbreed misanthrope who swears a lot. What? Not good for the morning?

they wouldn't hire me because i would tell them to shut their mouth everytime they tried to talk, that's just how i roll.

you're all wrong, you have to douche with dr. pepper, it's the only real way to make sure you don't get pregnant.

It has something to do with the 35 flavors, or whatever, right?

I agree Dei, I think the world is ready for some "shut the fuck up"s and "you're unbelievebly stupid and here's why"s

I'm surprised she even figured out how to have sex.

I hope no one told her it was like riding a bike.

I hope someone did. I laugh at others pain. Kind of like you, cooter.That's why we're friends.

Someone told her sex was like bouncing on a Pogo ball™

Nice one juju.

I know I say this a lot, about a lot of different things, but are we sure this isn't performance art? Not that I don't hate most performance art, but her whole thing could be an Andy Kaufman level piece of art. Right?

Oh Lisa…you're so loving you don't wanna call a dumb bitch out when you see one. Sheri is fabulous…may she never change, that brainless little twat!

Yes, yes, Lisa(#1), let's run with it. Sheri CAN'T be this…um, silly. Not in her real life. I'll bet she has a master's degree. And she's just playing a role. She should get her own reality show. She's good.

Having sex IS like riding a bike, or bouncing on a pogo ball. Hang on tight, go as fast or as slow as you want, and do not fall off. Or else
you could skin your knee.

Sheri does have a Master's queen…in lovin' Jesus. What else could you possibly need to get through life?

Sex? Is that a trick question, James?

If I had that kind of serenity, or a frontal lobotomy, I might forgo alcohol, smoke, and just run with the butterflies.

On the sex/bicycle topic, downhill goes faster with less pumping action, and uphill, you work
a little harder to reach that pinnicle, but it's worth it. I'm just sayin.

You know, I am starting to wish that I was Sheri.
Life is probably so simple and lovely for her. She clearly doesn't think too hard, and floats through the day.

No, sex is like a rollercoaster rid. Wait, no, it's like bumper cars. Everything is going good and then bam, a surprise hit in the ass.

You get a little jolted, but it's all good, and you want to go again as soon as the ride is over.

Whoo hoo!! Arms in the air!!!

No wait, arms in the air is for roller coster, with bumper cars there is more control. You can bump back. Hard.

What about the zipper? How is sex like the zipper? Aside from when it's really bad you just want to barf on your partner for sucking.

That celebrity rehab show is on. How depressing is that shit? It makes you want to drink.

It IS making me dring.

SEE!

They drove you to it. It's like tranny town. Bridgette, Chyna, and Mary Carey. all look like they are packing some meat.

I admit that I'm living for the next episode. The real addicts make it look soooo fun.

And on the zipper, you could lose everything out of your pocket.

But you go round forward and backward and up and down and oh my goodness you want to go again.

Just let your friends hold your purse.

Yeay cooter! have another!!

You're kinky qc.

This is fun. Give me ferris wheel sex.

Yeah, I had my fun. Now I have retired from dating and relationships. But boy. The stories that I could tell, and yet have to keep to myself.

Oh, that pleasant ferris wheel. Yes, you get that sweet thrill at the top, at that pinnicle.
and when you go down, your tummy has butterflies.
You can see so much on the ferris wheel. It may seem sedate, but oh no, don't be fooled.

I am getting hungry for fair food.

Mmmmm, funnel cake. Or is do your people call it, elephant ears? This is important stuff I need to know.

I prefer a nice fat corn dog myself.

Funnel cake!!! And two helpings please. Strawberry.

I'll have two corn dogs.

And it's on me ladies, I instist!!

Ewww. I hate corn dogs. I want my meat on a stick all natural with no weiner covers.

Lets get cotton candy too.

True, its whats underneath that makes it.

Back to sex. Meat on a stick. Yes.

mmmmmmmm. I can't say no to that. I'm a whore for cotton candy.

Oh qc, its so sticky!

Damn it, I want two corn dogs with lots of mustard.

This night is totally f-ing up my diet.

Let's get all the colors too. That will be fun.

You know what I hate? When wordpress tells you to slow down. WTF, who is wodpress to judge me. I am a grown ass woman, you don't know me.

We can go for a walk, or if need be a work out tomorrow. And we can resume our diet next week.
I think if you drink lots of water, you'll be good.

Who is wodpress anyway? They dont know you!

Water is for suckers. You just need vanilla diet coke.

Fuck word press. I'll take care of it. Sorry about that. They need to know they are to be on the ball for Jujubees.

Oh, my bad. Water is so old school.

Yes, I will walk it off tomorrow. And God knows I'm trying to flush the drugs out of my system.

I know, cooter. It's so self righteous. Just because wordpress doesn't drink or spend all it's money on shoes and bacardi. I'll hit that bastard in the face like a duck on a rollercoaster.

Night bitches, old coot just cant hang like she used to!

I am trying to rephrase that in sexual terms. I will need a minute.

so sleeepy. sleepy.

It's always hard to work a duck in the face to something sexual.

Bye cooter!! I will smole a bowl in your honor this week end with nice people!!!

I'm trying to figure out if mean you will, smoke a bowl. Or if you will, smoke a mole? That's just not right.

I meant smoke a bowl. Not doing the Tracy Morgan.

Are moles good?

I don't know but what if you accidentally smoked our god Mcforeskin? That will bring bad mojo.

smole away qc. Oh who am I kidding, I'll be calling my neighbor by 3pm thurs. afternoon.

You all keep working on the fuck in the face thing, it'll come together.

Is your neighbors nickname, smokey mcsmokerson?

I have to stay away from the bad mojo. You know.

The duck in the face thing is presenting a problem. I am remembering a time during oral with
a eager partner and I'm getting blocked.

Damn, is my phone tapped?

Did it look like a duck, quack like a duck?

Hmmm, duck and face. Face and duck. Duck in the face. Dick in the face, hmmmm. This is hard. But not as hard as a duck in the face, taaa daaa. No, that's not good.

I wished that we could all be neighbors. I swear i am a great neighbor. I totally mind my own business until you knock on my door and then it's on. My neighbors are so much fun.

Me too, qc. It would be on. SMOKEFEST 2008

I'm really out this time, I know I said that 2 drinks ago. But I have to get ready for smokefest.

I kinda got a little smothered, and it SMELLED
gamey like a duck. That was a long time a go.
I should have requested jewelery out of that deal.

I was young and didn't know that.

Would you be cool if I came over and wanted to borrow a cup of crack?

Hey, I told my husband he smelled like ass last weekend. True story.

*he

Oh that's not right qc. I hope for your sake he just loves duck but does not LOOOOOVE the ducks.

Maybe you need to move next to Britney.

lol, cooter needs sleep. You wrote, "he", correctly.

Oh I said he. fuck it.

Damn, we really got the numbers up tonight just between the 3 of us.

And can you stay for a snack? I have something in the oven that is ready to come out in 2 seconds. Oh, THAT'S just my daughters's friend that likes to hang around with out his shirt on.
Go ahead and look at him, he doesn't care. Then you can take it out on your hub. when you get home.

Cool, I'll have another….but my spelling is going to hell.

Whats for snack time?

My comment #95 went with jujubees comment #87

How about a nice brucetta. I didn't spell it right, but we're talking bread, cheese, pesto tomato your choice of meat or not. Or do we feel like something more substantial?

Now it all makes sense. Thanks for the clarification. I thought you were hitting the pipe again, Bobby Brown.

You're just becoming too much work qc. Look at # 96, Look at #87. I cant take it. Bruchetta sounds yummy.

Wait for Thursday, juju, wait for Thursday.

And sometimes the men smell like ass. He should be glad that you love him enough to tell him.

It's like some kind of treasure map. Up 3 posts and over to the left. This is not in my job description. Note to self, get some kind of job description together.

Thats what I told I told him but gosh, what a whiney baby. Although he did say he would tell me if I smelled like cooter (our cat he killed)

Don't do the work, it's just out there for those who need to connect the dots. I loved teachers like that. Be free sparrows have fun and make of it what you will.

What is going on Thursday?

Bret Michaels looks like he might smell a little assy.

Oh, dollie. Bless your heart. You are deep in the way I love. Your not a Pieces are you?

SMOKEFEST 2008!!!!! cOME ON NOW.

Thursday is tourist day. Have you forgotten our weekly tradition of crazy? Stop sleeping on the job. http://www.mollygood.com/wp/wp-admin/profile.php

What the hell? I just did some crazy shit. Posting while sleeping is not good.

Yes, but he looks like he kisses good. Good tongue action on that one. I'll bet he know how to use a penis, maybe with a little slight ionstruction. That's o.k.

OOPS. I am so silly like that Sheri on the view.
Good lord I LOVE the tourists.

I'd be afraid of where his tongue has been. He did sleep with countless strippers.

Yeah, juju you gave me the wordpress curse. I thought you had caught on that I was Rumpy telling chelsea to get lost. I'm gland I'm not high, that would have really freaked me out.

glad, not gland.

You can get some medication for that gland thing.

Pot?

Cooter, don't tell me if you don't want to.
I think you are a pisces.

Oh sorry, I've had quite a few. I'm trying to keep up here, Sagitarius. Sp?

I am gland I am not high too. And word press is who, why are they making me slow?

I hate wordpress, Rumpy will make them pay.

What do you think I am. I say queen is a……. scorpio.

Uh oh, have we lost a ju?

You are a Sag? Beautiful. Half horse and half human. One of my kids is Sag rising. Lots of fun and adventure.

You just have this sentimental part that I identify with.

I told you. wordpress is run by scientology

Oh damn it, you're on to me.

I'm only half human?

traitor.

LOVER OF THE EQUINE.

Thank you Jujubees. That is a big complement.
I am a sentimental pisces. My house of sex, (between 6 and something)is scorpio. I LOVE scorpio men. They are sexy to me. Well me back in that day. Damn it. I need to come out of retirement. OUT OF THE CLOSET of retirement.
But I really don't have the clothes.

Yeah, what is a juju?

What are you Jujubees? If that's not to personal.

I am gummy and also like a hard candy at the same time.

Ha!

See cooter, Sags are so fun, cause you just run with the wind in your hair. You get us all on so many levels.

You can rise above the challenges. That's not easy.

Ohhhhhh, my sign. I'm a virgo. the ole virgin carrying wheat and whine. So I'm all drunk but can also make you bread if we get hungry. Too bad I'm too drunk to roll my wheat.

Thats what my husband always say, Honey please roll my wheat. Always the same old wheat rolling.

You are my very favorite candy because you are versital. I didn't spell versital right but who gives a care. I am still not slurring like Tracy Morgan.

roll your own wheat, bitch. That's what i always say. But then i break down crying becuase of all the wine i drank

you know what's funny? I originally meant to make myself jujyfruit but I got confused and made myself jujubees.

All right, I'm REALLY out this time for shits sake, its 11:30 and Chelsea Handler is on and making fun of Dr. Phil.

And its true qc, I run with the wind in my hair every chance I get!

no, I mean jujufruit. See, that's exactly what happened the first time.

sorry bitches, it was jujyfruit.

Water…..jujyfruit get me some wa….

Jujubees is a Virgo. I missed your birthday. My sister is a Virgo. My first exhusband is a Virgo and he, truth be told, was the love of my life. Great in bed. Great sense of humor. San Deigo Chargers fan. My dear freind to this day. Good man. Still nice looking too.

It took me a long time to post this comment because I was thinking about him.

she's gone. qc must have passed out. Don't choke on your vomit. nigh hagolas. See you………………

oh, so, you don't want to have sexy time with me now do you? I'll need something stronger for that. Not that I don't think your sexy and all.

O.k. Plus I probably should get to bed. Have wild sex, or what ever you ladies are in the mood for with your guys!! Tear it up. Thank you both for being here with an old lady and making my evening super fun. Thank you. Really. :-)
(Freida)

I don't throw up any more. That is for ametuers.
I ahve cleaned up ametures puke, and I wasn't too all that happy.

I wasn't happy, cause that was good alcohol and good food. Now I am disinfecting my bathroom, lightweight. But I never say that out loud.But I do keep my eye on those types in the future and regulate.