…SO WHICH IS IT? "North Shore University Medical Center denied reports today that pregnant Jennifer Lopez, who is expecting twins, has checked into the Manhasset hospital. Two hospital sources said she was there and that security had been tightened. 'She is not in the hospital,' said spokeswoman Adina Conn. However, one of the sources said the singer has checked in under a pseudonym."
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Well, she could be in the hospital. I can tell you, as a hospital spokesperson, that the staff is required by Federal HIPAA laws to not divulge information on patients who request to remain "no info" to the media. Therefore, staff who are reporting this, if true, are BREAKING THE LAW!
Those nurses better watch their jugulars. That baby is going to be hungry and it's not going to want any JLo boobies. It's going to be out for blood and anybody will do. I do hope it will punch it's parents in the face for, Il Cantante.
where is everyone?
We were hiding from the Lopes/Anthony, bat baby.
Who gives a flying fuck?
(on topic)
So wait, are cooter and cooter 49 the same person? Dang it y'all!
Yep, I like to keep y'all on your toes. The grand prize goes to you Lisa :)
Best,
Athomecooter