DOLLY'S BIG PROBLEMS Country star, literacy charity founder and all around amazing person Dolly Parton has been forced to postpone her US tour due to an aching back. Apparently not one to sulk, the famously busty singer spoke cheerily when discussing her condition: "I know I have been breaking my neck and bending over backwards trying to get my new 'Backwoods Barbie' CD and world tour together, but I didn't mean to hurt myself doing it!…But hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems." WE LOVE HER!

Feb 11, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 4 Responses
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Comments (4)

No. 1 mae says:

Oh sweet Dolly. Throw on one of those sexy back braces and pull up a chair! We miss you!

Posted: Feb 11, 2008 at 4:36 pm
No. 2 jujubees says:

I'm veklempt to know that Cord and I share a love for Miss Dolly. Who else could put out a quote like that? Nobody but, Dolly. Get well big boobied friend.

Posted: Feb 11, 2008 at 4:37 pm
No. 3 blah says:

I can't imagine anyone NOT loving Dolly Parton.

Posted: Feb 11, 2008 at 7:48 pm
No. 4 stopthemadness says:

My best friend in 6th grade use to make me watch the Dolly show every Saturday before we went out to smoke crack and bang all the local junior high kids.

Posted: Feb 11, 2008 at 8:11 pm
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