Ugh, I know. They interrupted my friggin show. Can’t the news just have some kind of a lowest common denominator at the end of the day? I hate when they intterupt All My Children.

At least he didn’t blame the sex scandal on alchoholism.

no it was a ulgy wife

maybe he was blinded by his ears

Yeah, only ugly men with ugly partners go to prostitutes. Like that disgusting Hugh Grant and that dog Elizabeth Hurley.

Lisa, may I add that ugly ass Charlie Sheen, and the sickening Bruce Willis.*

*Disclaimer: I do think Charlie Sheen is on the homely side, but Bruce Willis is the hotness.

you don’t have to be ulgy but it seems to be more common . second place i would think lonely

10 of thousands American come to Costa Rica every year for the sex trade.So thats HOW I see IT

AMERICANS

At least you know hookers don’t care if your ugly or not. They are equal opportunity fuckers. Ugly or not, they will sex you up. So long as you have cash.

Ouch, my eyes hurt from rolling them so much. Anyone else? Wowza!

L. F.- U.

I think they should could combine the sex slave convention with scrap booking conventions. Then the bored husbands would have something to do while their wives ignore their sexual needs for the latest hole punchers,

Well I feel safe, by husband is neither bored nor powerful, but the second he steps into politics, you better believe I’m going to monitor his ass.

How about a scrapbook on your husband’s sexcapades? Look honey, this is when you got that Tawaiese girl, look, see how I decorated it black like her hair?! Honeyyyy why aren’t you payyying attention to meeeeeee!

I’d put a tracking device/electric shocker near his prostate. That way you always know where his ass is and can give him a warning buzz if he’s being tampered with.

How do you spell Taiwanese (?) phht, like it matters (in context of course, not in general, I think Tai people are great, yummy cuisine and all that).

LOL@Maria. A special, Hookers from around the world, page. Where can you get special sexual position dye cuts?

Yeah Lisa, Apparently it’s just the Americans who participate in such debauchery. The rest of the world is squeaky clean. Even the Costa Ricans. That’s why Hugh Grant had to go to the US to pick up his hooker. They don’t have that sort of thing in the UK.

Men who go to prosititutes in countries where prostitution is legal, or pretty much legal due to non-enforcement, are just celebrating real freedom, you know where the government is not telling you what and what not to do.

{Cue eye roll}

I’m not sure Maria but it’s sad that Americans are going overseas like that and taking business away from American hookers. It’s an epidemic, they need a telethon. Someone hire Jerry Lewis.

Americans out source everything nowadays.

Shit, lisa, diet coke spew. FREEEEDOM. No penis should be opressed. Stand up penises and remove your shackles. Unless that’s your thing and then just leave them on. I don’t judge. Just wear a condom.

I DIDN’T SAY IT WAS A BAD THING.They come from all over the world.Yes freedom is nice. BUT there are MORE Americans because it is easy to get here. most Costa Ricans make 60 to 100 bucks a week. pretty hookers make $100 a client

IF YOUR HUSBAND OR BOYFRIEND SAYS HE COMING HERE it’s is a good idea to keep taps on him

Oh, I get it, prostitution isn’t bad - it is just all the ugly Americans who patronize them, who are bad for being ugly. Freedom only for the attractive.

lisa please dont distort what i say . I didnt say that. SPOT HATING ME PLEASE

STOP–SPOT

I say drugs* and hookers* for all. Even if you are ugly. Live free, die happy.
*Please do not share needles and always wear a condom.
This has been a public service announcement to all those men “planning” a “business” trip to Costa Rico.

GOOD ADVICE BEDBUG

I don’t hate you - don’t distort what I haven’t said.

I just don’t get it, if you didn’t say prostitution was a bad thing, why did you imply it (when you said I need to watch my husband/boyfirend if he goes to CR)? You didn’t say people in general go to CR, you said Americans. You didn’t say good looking people went to prostitutes, you said ugly, lonely people. Put together what you said what that ugly, lonely Americans go to CR prostitutes, which you implied was a bad thing.

And if anyone around here distorts what others say it is you. Just look at the whole anal sex post from yesterday.

Eyeroll.

Sorry. I guess I forgot to put American in front of men “planning a “business” trip. Damn my indiscriminate nature! Out damn spot!

Who wants popcorn?

lisa I’M Begging you please leave me alone

I’m in.

Chelsea you remind me of my 15 year-old niece. She intentionally says the most antagonistic things, and then gets upset when people call her on it, tries to back out by claiming she was “misunderstood,” and then pleads with everyone to stop calling her out.

Well, I freely use my freedom to call you on your freely spouted crap. Isn’t freedom wonderful? F-Me, indeed.

chelsea, you have been pretty much harassing Lisa from Jump Street. If you can’t handle it, don’t start it.

bedbug I told you I know, I not tring to antagonistic, I’m sorry if you feel that way I apoligize. I’m going try to make my points clearer
1) alot of men come to Costa Rica for the sex trade(fact) 2)a high precent are American(fact)
alot of them are older and ulgy (opinion). 3)Alot of them are married .(opinion) 4) it is legal(fact) )5) it think it ok points1,2,3,4 (opinion)6)pretty hookers make more than ulgy ones(fact)
7) Costa Rica workers make$60 to $100 a week avg.(pretty or ulgy) (fact)

SO YOUR ANSWER LISA IS NO. YOU WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE

Stop making it so easy. Damn.

I DONT UNDERSTAND EVIL

EXACTLY.

COULD EXPLAIN IT PLEASE

Do I have your permission to roll my eyes? Maybe I will just think really loudly.

We have an SP, here, people. Someone is trying to restrict my freedom because she doesn’t like what I have to say. Whoopsie, I meant to think that.

Quick, Lisa, drink this Tomba. It counteracts the effects of an SP.

Thanks ET, my thetan count was getting perilously low.

OK THANK YOU ANYWAY

I WAS JUST THINKING OUT LOUD YOU SP BETTER WATCH YOUR HUSBAND/BOYFRIEND IT WOULD NOT BE HARD TO FIND SOMEONE MORE PLESANT THAN YOU
EYE ROLL AND ALL I SURE HE’S LOOKING

Luckily for me my significant other isn’t batshit crazy, or I would be as pleasant to him as I am to you. Which is a hell of a lot more civil and less insulting than you are to me.

What happened to the Chelsea of a few months ago who was all against personal attacks?

just got a news flash he’s on his way to costa rica another american

shes dead you kill her

If you want peace lisa I more than happy to give it to you if not I’ll go go the other way

Umm… i just came in looking for more butt sex talk. how disappointing.

You seem to think “peace” is me agreeing with you, all the time. I am sorry, but if peace means giving up my right to disagree with your batshit crazyness, then I’d rather war.

I find it borderline insulting that you are all “peace,” when it is YOU who consistently brings down the level of conversation by attacking the person not the idea/opinion.

Listen, if you want to ensure that no-one disagree with you, either become a dictator or talk to yourself.

EVERYONE DISAGREES WITH ME. BUT I HAVE LEARN TO HATE YOUR GUTS BUT IF WAR IS WHAT YOU WANT WAR IS WHAT YOUR GET . YOU ALSO TAKE TO A PERSONEL LEVEL
YOU START IT TODAY I WAS #4 YOU WERE #5 I BUT I’M SURE YOU WILL NOT BE HARD TO BRING TO TEARS. I HAVE BEEN HOLDING BACK UP TO NOW. YOUR LONELY, POORLY PAID AND YOU FEEL UNDER APPRECIATE. NOT TO FORGET PROSECUTED. AND YOU WHINE ALOT MY SPECIAL PERSON EYE ROLLER YOU

oh snap. lisa brought the logic, and chelsea, per the usual, brought the allcaps.

scissors beatS paper.

logic beats allcaps.

I READ THAT IN THE BIBLE

IF THINK THAT WAS LOGIC YOUR ALSO A RETARD

CAPS SPELLING AND GRAMMER MOLLYGOOD SINS

Actually it’s bad grammar we hate. Grammar in and of itself, we love.

ok honestly, chelsea you don’t know the first thing about lisa, or how many friends she has, or how much money she makes, or how much or even how many people appreciate her.

if you want to debate a point with someone, resorting to ad hominem attacks AND YELLING is a sure way to broadcast your inability to engage in a logical debate.

and how is talking about elizabeth hurley and hugh grant taking it to a personal level so that you hvae the right to call her lonely, poorly paid, and under appreciated?

you really just come across as a crazy person. (see what i did there? i didn’t say “you are crazy” i said you come off as crazy.)

then again, i’m probably fat, ugly, lonely, and poorly paid as well.

anyway, since you’ve been “HOLDING BACK UP TO NOW” i’m interested to see where you go next.

show me what you’re working with.

i give you a pass on the grammar and spelling because you’re foreign (even though the difference between “your” and “you’re” is elementary… but i’ll still give you a pass. but the ALLCAPS YELLING IS RUDE IN ANY COUNTRY, ON ANY WEBSITE. AND CALLING PEOPLE UGLY, POOR AND LONELY IS RUDE IN ANY COUNTRY.

ok, i’ve allowed myself to baited. i have work to do.

(nice site, lisa.)

I can vouch that STM is not fat, ugly, or lonely, but I didn’t see her tax return, so I’m not sure about that last part.

allowed myself to be* baited.

yes, yes, i am that nerdy.

i was also missing a close parens in there, but you hags will forgive me, i’m sure.

Um, I was talking about you IDEA that ugly wives are the causes of men going to prostitutes, or, the idea that a man goes to a prostitute because he is ugly. Get it, the IDEA. YOU were the one who told me to “F” myself, YOU were the one who told me I better watch my husband, YOU were the one who said I hated you. So no, dear, you started the personal level crap. I didn’t call you batshit crazy until #51, and that is pretty much the only questionable thing I said about you personally. Oh, that and you distort what other people say.

Even your #57 post, it is like you want me to insult you, just as you did me. I will just remind you about your stance against personal attacks and your pleads to “leave you alone.”

Why don’t you accuse me of wanting to punch you again? That always makes you feel better.

Wait, is Chelsea Hugh Grant or Liz Hurley? Then it would make more sense.

STOP YOU FOOL

LISA I GOT IT RIGHT AND YOU KNOW.

::eyeroll::

i refer you to message number 62.

PEOPLE CAN COME TO YOUR AID ALL THEY WANT
BUT I WILL NOT STOP TILL YOU STOP

Why do you just come after Lisa? I’m starting to think you may have a little crush.

THIS GOES BACK MONTHS IT’S NOT JUST TODAY

WE WANT STOP UNTIL YOU STOP.

AND SHE WON’T STOP UNTIL I STOP.

SO YOU IF YOU STOP FIRST, AND SHE STOPS SECOND, WHO STOPS LAST?

WON’T*

I’m aware of that. So, what’s your deal?

hell hath no fury like a chelsea scorned.

I’m sorry, but bitch is not acting right.

I’LL STOP RIGHT NOW AND WE WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS

she never has and never will, et. that’s why it’s so amusing to watch her meltdown.

#78 IS RIGHT

i wonder what will happen?

*looks around excitedly*

Fine if you want to “win” the insult contest, which I was not participating in by the way, you have won it. Good for you, you can win a game no-one plays.

Now as for the contest in, well, making sense - I won that months ago.

i guess sarcasm is above your paygrade as well.

IT TOOK 1 MIN.

I thought it was “sound and FURY signifying nothing”?

SO WE ARE DONE RIGHT

It took you one minute too, Chelsea.

Done with what? Really, you are paranoid. As I have said, multiple times, I am not going to stop disagreeing with you when you say batshit crazy things. When and if you make sense, I will not disagree.

ah, a faulkner reference.

it’s appropriate considering our dear friend chelsea’s writing style is very stream of consciousness, a la ben from that book. poor mentally handicapped ben.

Can’t we take this shit to the Thunderdome already? $50 on Lisa.

i wish i could quit this thread, but it’s captivating.

i got 5 on it.

so what you’re telling me is this is not the right thread to read about butt sex?

All threads lead to butt sex. True story.

ARE WE DONE INSULTING EACH OTHER OR NOT ?

If I come to a SPOT sign on the road and I keep going, do I get a ticket? What if I do a rolling spot?

not sure, but i know if you’re on fire, you better spot, drop and roll.

LOL @ lale. i follow the “no cop, no spot” philosophy.

‘Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

No por que no habia “nosotros” en los insultados. Solamente fue se me insultando. Pues, habia la excepcion de “batshit crazy.”

Por favor, traiga me un otro insulto de mi a ti. Yo se que puede coger algunos de suyos.

Children, this what food depravation* does to your brain. (Refer to above comments posted by chelsea.) Read and learn. Read and learn.
*The first thing to go is the ability to think rationally and logically. You become easily irritated and tend to yell at others for your failure at dealing with awkward life situations, which you alone have created. When all else fails, you become an emotional wreck, and are reduced to tears.
This has been a public service announcement for those who think starvation is glamourous.

All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.

The skill of writing is to create a context in which other people can think.

A scrupulous writer, in every sentence that he writes, will ask himself at least four questions, thus: 1. What am I trying to say? 2. What words will express it? 3. What image or idiom will make it clearer? 4. Is this image fresh enough to have an effect?

In certain kinds of writing it is normal to come across long passages which are almost completely lacking in meaning.

Many things require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand upon those who wrote them.

# 105 IS CONSTUCTIVE THIS I WILL COPY DOWN.
THANK YOU SUGAR

DR. BEDBUG CURE YOURSELF

SUGAR IT WILL TAKE ME ALL DAY TO DO IT BUT WHAT I’M THINKING WILL BE MORE CLEAR IN TYPE. THAT TRUELY WAS HELPFUL

Lisa, aprendiste espanol en la carcel? Ojala aprenderas como dar una padata bien fuerte en el culo de esa loca Chelsea, la cual me esta volviendo loca con sus letras mayusculas.

I SAY SOMETHING AND I SPEND 20 POST CLEARING UP WHAT I SAID AND SPEND 20 MORE DEFENDING IT

Shit, I took two years of German, instead of Spanish.

Ich heise evil twin. Was machst du?

I love the Cure.
Into the sea
You and me
All these years and no one heard
I’ll show you in spring
It’s a treacherous thing
We missed you hissed the lovecats

CHELSEA, you are reminding me of my late Grammy, who used to type letters on her IBM Selectric. Not only did she also enjoy the handy “caps lock” tool, but she declined to use standard punctuation, as well. She preferred to insert elipses as a pause…may I suggest that you do the same?

Vas ist das? Das ist ein ice?

Ich no liebe Chelsea.

GRAMMY?

Yeah, that’s affectionate for “Grandmother.”

I HOPE YOU WON YOUR GRAMMY IT FOR SOMETHING GOOD.
don’t feel good does it

on candystripe legs the spiderman comes
softly through the shadow of the evening sun
stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead
looking for the victim shivering in bed
searching out fear in the gathering gloom and
suddenly!
a movement in the corner of the room!
and there is nothing i can do
when i realize with fright
that the spiderman is having me for dinner tonight!

in what country

I’m not sure what you’re talking about, Chelsea. Missing my dead grandmother doesn’t feel good, if that’s what you’re referring to.

chelsea liebst pommes frites essen.

It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.

Que es la carcel? Estudi espanol a la universidad para 2 anos. Pues, mi madre es puertoriquena, tambien. Necisito mejorar mi vocabulario de slang.

A fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry.

me either. forget it

There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them, are already listening to what they are going to say themselves.

Do not have an opinion while you listen because frankly, your opinion doesn’t hold much water outside of your Universe.

SM: That is good, where from? Although I read “pedantry” as “pederasty.” That made me laugh.

STM, even without the music, Lullaby is a beautiful piece of poetry.

Wisdom is what’s left after we’ve run out of personal opinions.

Lisa, I just thought you’d like to know I put lale’s comment #111 into Babel Fish … and your name translated as “Smooth.”

Lisa #1… George Bernard Shaw.

Is it just me, or when you hear the opening of Plainsong, can you not help but imagine a huge stain glass window, shattering, in slow motion, into a million little flecks, reflecting the flooding light? Just me again?

Man that was a tortuous sentence. I am invoking the right of Juje and not backspacing.

The argument is a confession of intellectual impotence.

The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.

If you go in for argument, take care of your temper. Your logic, if you have any, will take care of itself.

BC: I’ve been called many things in my life, but never “smooth,” thank you, and Babelfish, for that.

he who laughs last, laughs hardest.

Behind every argument is someone’s ignorance.

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant person in argument.

Je ne peux parler, ou lire, Espagnol.

And my personal favorite:

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.

sugar, you’re really killing me.

but not in the face, oddly. in the good place.

are all of the quotes bernard shaw? me likey.

sugar do you have anything about juming on a band wangon. that stuff sure sounds emerson

arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. even if you win, you’re still retarded.

i love the cure, dr. bedbug. in high school, i used to listen to disintegration every night before i went to bed. i guess i was emo before being emo was cool.

I love your good place STM!

Vive les francophones!

Not all are from Shaw,… just the one Lisa asked about.

Let me see what I can pull out of the catacombs on band wagons.

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”

Not quite band wagon but close:

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it’s wrong.

mollygood posts? sugar

Oh I am so not staying on topic.

there’s a topic?

Topic Shmopic.

We didn’t even call it emo then. I don’t think that word had been invented when Disintegration first came out.
Dr. Bedbugs. Tee hee hee. Maybe I can get a show on Discovery Health.

I need a cigarette and i don’t even smoke

Oh. My. God. Even when it’s over there are digs. I think my eyes just fell out they rolled so hard.

it had nothing to do with you I swear
JUST WITH THE LENTH OF IT ALL

162 POSTS

So I just read all 165 posts, and now I do need a cigarette. And possibly a beer. :-)

ITS BEEN A LONG DAY

something about stones and glass houses.

most of the 162 posts were directed at a certain costa rican someone’s lunacy.

Just remember, STM, 157 has nothing to do with you.

QUEEN GIVE ME SOME ADVICE. I DEFEND MY SELF ON 6 OR 8 FRONTS AT ANY GIVEN TIME.OFFENCE AND DEFENCE. YOU READ IT . TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK
I WOULD APPREIATE IT

#157 NOW THAT WAS FUNNY.

sug, you sound like a fortune cookie :)
thanks for trying to make peace- someone needed to do it

Ow, stop, my eyes. I can’t take it anymore.

AND A GOOD JOB AT THAT SUGAR IT WAS LIKE PUTTING PEOPLE IN A TRANCE

Idle hands are the devil’s playground. Idle, rambling minds are Chelsea’s signature.

SPOT IT RIGHT NOW, PEOPLE. SPOT IT RIGHT NOW.

chelsea, I will give you some advice. Let me think for a minute. I will be honest, and I’ll be back in a minute.

GRAMMY YOU HAVE NEVER MADE MISTAKE HAVE YOU

WELL I’LL GRAMMY YOU THAT

i feel like i’m in some sort of crazy vortex. does anybody have any booze?

she is obviously just fucking with us.

she is neither 13, nor costa rican, nor retarded.

“she” is actual stephen hawking, taking a break from unlocking the keys to the universe to fuck with us here daughters of mr. mollygood.

i’m on to you, hawking.

NOW THATS FUNNY STM

My grammy is dead, Chelsea. The only person you’re hurting with those comments about her is yourself…she was a medium and has made her presence known after passing. Watch yourself, honey, that’s all I can tell you. When you wake up at 3am tomorrow morning thinking you felt something brush against your leg, that’s Grammy.

qc, where have you been? “hags after dark” isn’t fun for just one! juju joined me for a minute the other day, but i think she was drunk on theraflu.

YEA I’M WORRIED

chelsea, you are very funny. You can come up with some hilarious comments.

I think that if I were you, I wouldn’t spend time defending myself so much. That’s where you get into the hassles. And then it escalates.
Unless that is the effect you are going for.

Just put something out there, and if someone disagrees with it, or took it the wrong way, just relax. Don’t even to try to explain what you meant. Move forward to the next post, or just read the other comments.

People make fun of me too, and I laugh right with them. This is the key.

You have made fun of your all caps in the past and I laughed my ass off. :-)

(Someone called you out about the all caps, and you said “Does anyone know how to make these caps bigger?” )

I think that a part of you enjoys the attention, you certainly get the comments up. :-)

STM, I have been falling asleep early in the evening lately, and I don’t know why. I usually do that in the winter, not the spring!

And I am not waking up refreshed either, I am groggy as hell in the AM. What a waste of time!

I have never seen you be unkind chelsea, that is something that you don’t want to get into.

I think you have a good heart.

May I direct you to #57, QC, it is a gem. A completely uncalled for gem. Or Jem, in that it is truely outrageous. Sorta.

all kidding and insults aside, chelsea, you do make me laugh sometimes. just chill with the allcaps and personal attacks.

(advice i should also heed.)

she is a misfit, her songs are better. she’s gonna get her.

SOUNDS RIGHT I TRY TO TAKE YOUR ADVICE. I do jump on verbal CONFRONTATION(Spelling) in person also.I know it sure helps in business. In person it’s unexpected. SUGAR ALSO GAVE ME GOOD ADVICE#104,105,106. THANKS WE WILL SEE

so who likes puppies? i like puppies. puppies are better than war because they have soft fur and all war has is bombs and stuff.

i like ice cream and puppies.

especially puppies covered in ice cream.

delicious.

·#57 WAS one of my more brutal moments but believe or not i stoped myself that was only the tip of the iceberg. i pull back

you know what else is great? rainbows. i don’t get to see rainbow very much because they require rain and i live in arizona, a.k.a. the valley of the sun stroke.

I can be mean and I don’t like when I am
BECAUSE I KNOW I don’t when people do the same to others

rainbows are cool, until you go to hawaii. they just shove rainbows in your face in hawaii. it’s like “enough, hawaii. we get it. you’re the rainbow state. move along.”

i hear you there stm. our flag has a star on it so everywhere i go i see stars; i long for a rectangle or some other shape.

DONE AND GONE

Oh, good for you, you “pulled back”. I am mean as fuck but I can still restrain myself, Chelsea, which I do with you. I didn’t even start. But it is always the same crap with you. I can’t disagree or you whine. I can’t put my points out logically or you complain they are too long. What I want to know is why bother to post if you don’t want people to respond? Especially since you complain all the time about people on here just agreeing with eachother, as if it is a bad thing. But you always take it to a personal level, this isn’t the first time. I have never, ever stooped to the level that you consistently do - I guess I should pat myself on the back.

i think that’s what paris hilton’s single should have been called:

“rectangles are blind.”

she probably can’t spell the word though. “rectums are blind”? what?!

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SEE YOU TOMORROW

*stands up and claps*