After taking Paul McCartney to the cleaners to the tune of $50 million, Heather Mills, sore winner that she is, proceeded to throw a glass of water all over the music man’s coiffed solicitor, Fiona Shackleton. Nasty! But check out that British stiff upper lip on an unfazed Shackleton. The wet look suits her, no?
Why do all british people look like they just stepped out of 1980?
If I just won 50 million dollars FOR NOTHING, I’d be throwing rose petals.
Heather’s like school on a holiday - no class.
I am mezmerized by her cotton candy hair. How does it get so fluffy?
I think her hair looks better in the 2nd picture. Maybe the one leg tart did her a favor?
At least it was a glass of water and not her leg. I’m just pissed I listened to everyone who ever told me that crazy doesn’t pay. LIARS!
I bet Paul and his attorney laughed their asses off after they got out of court. What a fool Heather is.
pp - I thought the same thing when I first saw the pictures! She should have Heather travel around with her as her new stylist.
Although, Heather should stay away from styling outfits. Her court outfit yesterday was god awful.
Someone really should beat her to death with that fake leg.
playla: i believe it has something to do with their unnatural homage of princess diana. their hair and clothes are refelctive of those early years of marriage.
It’s like in True Lies when Jamie Curtis goes from frumpy to sexy with just a little water in her hair.
Thanks, Mcsugar, although that answer just creeps me the hell out.
Yeah those pics are Diana at the begining of marriage and divorce, from left to right.
If I was Paul’s lawyer, I’d start wearing t-shirt with iron-on decals of Heather’s
“modeling” shots. You know, the ones where her bush is bigger than Miss Jay’s ‘fro?
Someone should have poured white paint over her heinous pantsuit, or offere her a Joker mask so it would make sense.
Hahhahaha, E2M!! Love it.
lale, those photos were wildly inappropriate. where is my eye bleach?! :(!
Heather Mills = Batshit Crazy
How do you think I felt? I was afraid to watch her lift her leg on Dancing With The Stars, for fear that some pubeage would make its way out of her undies. Or a labia, for that matter. Or a giant areola. Ugh- I’m going to watch the Charlotte sex tape to rid my mind of the horror that is Heather Mills naked.
Yep, the condescending bitch did her a favor. She looks a hell of a lot better in the second pic.
Heather’s a compassionate “giver” dontcha know.
I want to know the genesis of Heather’s pant suit. I want to know everything…who designed it & when. Where she bought it and when. Why she wore it- what she was thinking, standing in front of her closet that morning. I don’t know why, I just do.
As the your name says you’re all about the pants. Oh shit, I’m not all about the cooter. I’m gonna have to rethink this whole thing.
Minus the *the
Maybe it was Stella McCartney, who made it as a joke for Heather (without Heath’s knowledge). Then Heather wore it as a “fuck you, beyotch” to her former stepdaughter.
Or maybe Heather’s just batshit crazy. Or maybe she needs to “pursue” a fashion magazine.
Wait, someone link me up a full shot of the infamous pants suit. Also, am I the only one that just calls it a suit, regardless of bottom?
no, Lisa- this is definately a pants-suit. You’ll see. She got it from JJ’s DYNOMITE collection. seriously, WHO designed this? I guess I am all about the pants.
I think she needs to thank Mills, it looks like the water had time machine ions in it and the woman who started in the ’80’s, ended in the late ’90’s. One more splash and she will make it to the 21st century!
Well damnd it saddy, link that shit up! Why am I so dumb, I don’t know what pic you are talking about.
Let’s get physical, physical. Let me hear your body talk. I tried to find the pants for you Lisa but I got side tracked by some really cute Miss Me jeans. I just need to check out and I’ll link you.
I have so many comments but I founds more cute jeans. I’ll just leave you with this diddy. Like a Rhinestone Cowboy
I found, I get too excited when I find a good jean sale.
Wow, it is like the 2nd-designer-to-get-booted-off-Project-Runway “re-pourposed” Joseph’s Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
Maybe it’s just the pants, but it looks like she has a mad FUPA in that picture.
No, that FUPA is off the charts mad. I think her FUPA just challenged Madonna’s FUPA. It’s a FUPA off. Flaps up ladies.
At first I thought Madonna’s FUPA would totally dominate, simply because it’s Madonna. But Heather is crazy and I bet her FUPA is too, it’ll be a good fight.
I’m going to imagine their FUPA’s talking to each other with british accents.
Maybe they’ll have some afternoon tea or something. And Madonna’s FUPA accent will fade in and out at odd moments.
I just figured the picture on the right was from this decade while the picture on the left was from the 80s, when she was moonlighting as Penelope Keith’s stand-in on To The Manor Born: