After taking Paul McCartney to the cleaners to the tune of $50 million, Heather Mills, sore winner that she is, proceeded to throw a glass of water all over the music man’s coiffed solicitor, Fiona Shackleton. Nasty! But check out that British stiff upper lip on an unfazed Shackleton. The wet look suits her, no?

Mar 18, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 39 Responses
Related Posts

• 03.21.08: (Comments: 2)
• 03.20.08: Twin Cash Cows (Comments: 7)
• 03.19.08: Day Tripping With 'American Idol' (Comments: 10)
• 03.18.08: (Comments: 32)
• 03.17.08: Mills Takes McCartney for $50M (Comments: 23)
Comments (39)

No. 1 playla says:

Why do all british people look like they just stepped out of 1980?

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 12:04 pm
No. 2 sally mae field says:

If I just won 50 million dollars FOR NOTHING, I’d be throwing rose petals.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 12:09 pm
No. 3 Mrs. Feisty says:

Heather’s like school on a holiday - no class.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 12:09 pm
No. 4 Lisa (#1) says:

I am mezmerized by her cotton candy hair. How does it get so fluffy?

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 12:12 pm
No. 5 pp says:

I think her hair looks better in the 2nd picture. Maybe the one leg tart did her a favor?

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 12:32 pm
No. 6 jujuhag says:

At least it was a glass of water and not her leg. I’m just pissed I listened to everyone who ever told me that crazy doesn’t pay. LIARS!

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 12:38 pm
No. 7 Mr. T says:

I bet Paul and his attorney laughed their asses off after they got out of court. What a fool Heather is.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 12:58 pm
No. 8 Blue Canary says:

pp - I thought the same thing when I first saw the pictures! She should have Heather travel around with her as her new stylist.

Although, Heather should stay away from styling outfits. Her court outfit yesterday was god awful.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 1:04 pm
No. 9 It Gets The Hose Again says:

Someone really should beat her to death with that fake leg.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 1:12 pm
No. 10 McSugar is McPissed says:

playla: i believe it has something to do with their unnatural homage of princess diana. their hair and clothes are refelctive of those early years of marriage.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 1:24 pm
No. 11 EsquaredMom says:

It’s like in True Lies when Jamie Curtis goes from frumpy to sexy with just a little water in her hair.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 1:52 pm
No. 12 playla says:

Thanks, Mcsugar, although that answer just creeps me the hell out.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 2:00 pm
No. 13 Lisa (#1) says:

Yeah those pics are Diana at the begining of marriage and divorce, from left to right.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 2:14 pm
No. 14 mcjuje says:

That’s pretty creepy and true.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 2:20 pm
No. 15 lale says:

If I was Paul’s lawyer, I’d start wearing t-shirt with iron-on decals of Heather’s
“modeling” shots
. You know, the ones where her bush is bigger than Miss Jay’s ‘fro?

Someone should have poured white paint over her heinous pantsuit, or offere her a Joker mask so it would make sense.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 2:38 pm
No. 16 Addicted to Addiction says:

Hahhahaha, E2M!! Love it.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 2:38 pm
No. 17 sally mae field says:

lale, those photos were wildly inappropriate. where is my eye bleach?! :(!

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 2:44 pm
No. 18 SnackySmores says:

Heather Mills = Batshit Crazy

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 2:48 pm
No. 19 lale says:

How do you think I felt? I was afraid to watch her lift her leg on Dancing With The Stars, for fear that some pubeage would make its way out of her undies. Or a labia, for that matter. Or a giant areola. Ugh- I’m going to watch the Charlotte sex tape to rid my mind of the horror that is Heather Mills naked.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 2:49 pm
No. 20 fuschia deviant says:

Yep, the condescending bitch did her a favor. She looks a hell of a lot better in the second pic.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 2:59 pm
No. 21 Lily the Pink says:

Heather’s a compassionate “giver” dontcha know.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 3:49 pm
No. 22 saddy-pants says:

I want to know the genesis of Heather’s pant suit. I want to know everything…who designed it & when. Where she bought it and when. Why she wore it- what she was thinking, standing in front of her closet that morning. I don’t know why, I just do.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 3:50 pm
No. 23 cooter mania says:

As the your name says you’re all about the pants. Oh shit, I’m not all about the cooter. I’m gonna have to rethink this whole thing.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 4:02 pm
No. 24 cooter mania says:

Minus the *the

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 4:13 pm
No. 25 lale says:

Maybe it was Stella McCartney, who made it as a joke for Heather (without Heath’s knowledge). Then Heather wore it as a “fuck you, beyotch” to her former stepdaughter.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 4:20 pm
No. 26 lale says:

Or maybe Heather’s just batshit crazy. Or maybe she needs to “pursue” a fashion magazine.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 4:23 pm
No. 27 Lisa (#1) says:

Wait, someone link me up a full shot of the infamous pants suit. Also, am I the only one that just calls it a suit, regardless of bottom?

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 4:26 pm
No. 28 saddy-pants says:

no, Lisa- this is definately a pants-suit. You’ll see. She got it from JJ’s DYNOMITE collection. seriously, WHO designed this? I guess I am all about the pants.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 4:30 pm
No. 29 MyOpinionCountsToo says:

I think she needs to thank Mills, it looks like the water had time machine ions in it and the woman who started in the ’80’s, ended in the late ’90’s. One more splash and she will make it to the 21st century!

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 4:38 pm
No. 30 Lisa (#1) says:

Well damnd it saddy, link that shit up! Why am I so dumb, I don’t know what pic you are talking about.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 4:39 pm
No. 31 mcjuje says:

Let’s get physical, physical. Let me hear your body talk. I tried to find the pants for you Lisa but I got side tracked by some really cute Miss Me jeans. I just need to check out and I’ll link you.

I have so many comments but I founds more cute jeans. I’ll just leave you with this diddy. Like a Rhinestone Cowboy

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 4:44 pm
No. 32 mcjuje says:

I found, I get too excited when I find a good jean sale.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 4:47 pm
No. 33 Lisa (#1) says:

Wow, it is like the 2nd-designer-to-get-booted-off-Project-Runway “re-pourposed” Joseph’s Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 5:20 pm
No. 34 SnackySmores says:

Maybe it’s just the pants, but it looks like she has a mad FUPA in that picture.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 5:25 pm
No. 35 mcjuje says:

No, that FUPA is off the charts mad. I think her FUPA just challenged Madonna’s FUPA. It’s a FUPA off. Flaps up ladies.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 5:31 pm
No. 36 SnackySmores says:

At first I thought Madonna’s FUPA would totally dominate, simply because it’s Madonna. But Heather is crazy and I bet her FUPA is too, it’ll be a good fight.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 5:39 pm
No. 37 mcjuje says:

I’m going to imagine their FUPA’s talking to each other with british accents.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 5:55 pm
No. 38 SnackySmores says:

Maybe they’ll have some afternoon tea or something. And Madonna’s FUPA accent will fade in and out at odd moments.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 6:01 pm
No. 39 Surgeonsgirl says:

I just figured the picture on the right was from this decade while the picture on the left was from the 80s, when she was moonlighting as Penelope Keith’s stand-in on To The Manor Born:

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 at 9:51 am
Leave a Comment
Scroll Posts