She should volunteer.

I don’t squeegee my shower, and I don’t have a cappuccino maker, but I do like my towels folded in thirds. Just yesterday, my husband took towels out of the dryer and started folding some of them lengthwise. When I re-folded the ones he had already done, he said “Well, I see I’ve just wasted 5 minutes of my life.” Come on, people. I mean, it just looks nicer on the shelf! They look all fluffy and soft when they’re folded in thirds.

Did anyone ever see Sleeping with the Enemy? Because that’s the first thing that popped into my head after I read this.
But I agree on the towels.

Gotta admit, I agree with the towels also!

This lady is obviously in denial about ner need for a good stiff dick.

I agree 100% on the towels. My boyfriend finally gave up folding them because I’d always re-fold them. It was just the way I was taught…which of course is the CORRECT way.

Oh my God, I love her even more. I have a squeegee hook in my shower to wipe it down every time it’s used. Otherwise we get terrible build-up, especially on the door. And foamed milk gunk in the cappuccino maker is gross.

Except I also roll my towels. Fold in half, then in thirds, then roll and place in basket.

I guess I am the slob of the group.

I rarely fold my towels because there are rarely any clean towels to fold. It saves me a lot of time. She should be thankful her children actually fold towels for her, I look forward to the day when I can put my spawn to work.

I’m not certain I can think of anything I’m less invested in than how my towels are folded.

Sloppy towels = Sloppy life*

*According to my mother.

I like that she doesn’t expect everyone to just do it her way, even though she’s particular. (”I’m like, “Well, use your own towels. Don’t use my towels!.”) As for folding towels, no folding in thirds for me, even though it does look nicer. I also don’t make my bed every day… the horror! lol

To finish SnackySmores mother’s equation:

Sloppy towels=Sloppy life+Knowing What Really Counts: Equals all:

Happily Ever After. Don’t worry, be happy. Go Have Fun. Life is Short. Live in the Moment.
Live, and Let Live.

Relax.

(Slobs are good in bed)

Think about it.

How many orgasms does Martha Stewart have in a week?

But I’ll bet her closets have beautifully folded towels that are stacked in color coordination.

queencrone: I like your equation a lot better. My mom is the type that can’t sit down if she knows there’s a speck of dust in the house. She doesn’t really come over to my apartment very often…

Also, mentioning Martha Stewart and orgasm in the same sentence made me throw up a little. Despite that, I feel really bad for her for some reason.

jbonz, I’m also in denial for her need for a “good stiff prick”. I’m sure she has her choice of many. OK, how many of you women, along with me, keep your dildoes color-coordinated on the shelf?