Make him watch those videos from drunk driving crime scenes with mangled bodies… except that doesn't really help either. most people don't do jail time with their first offense. three years probation is actually kind of harsh. i know people who only got one year probation for driving drunk under age.

I don't know mae, a little video called "red asphalt" fucked me up so bad during drivers ed, I opted out of getting my driver's license for two years. I didn't start driving until I was a senior in high school. True story.

yeah, that's the one i was talking about. i honestly cannot remember if we watched it or not.

One look at this spoiled little twerp's sullen puss and you just KNOW that he'll end up wrapping his Maserati around a light pole before he's 25. And I say "good".
(Too bad about the light pole, though.)

jbonz, I bet those light poles aren't cheap either. This kid is so selfish, he needs to think about the tax payers and drive into a ravine or something.

Do all the Hiltons have those little ferret eyes? They're unusually close together and sort of indicate a dim-wit lives within.