Last night, after googling "malaria" and discovering that children in Africa can die from special kinds of mosquito bites, professional victim Britney Spears donated $25,000 to the hyperpublicized Idol Gives Back telethon. That's about 5,000 venti frappuccinos in Spears currency, a major sacrifice for the caffeinated princess. We're proud of her.
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i think thats awesome of her to do that! at least shes trying to get her life back together!
so are the kardashians!
who i saw at an opening for a store on melrose last night. they are not cute in person. rather trashy looking actually.
It's called a tax writeoff. Seriously, shouldn't she worry about her own little guys first?
How do we even know this is true? Did she call Us Weekly after she did it?
stm, you witnessed those walking monstrocities in person? did you want to kill yourself in the face afterwards?
i sure has hell did, mae. sure as hell did.
i also saw leelee sobieski and kelly preston. leelee is gorgeous and very tall.
and then there was poor poor kelly preston. she's very pretty, but she looked dead in the eyes and was being dragged around by some gay man (not john travolta).
zing!
i sure has hell did, mae. sure as hell did.
i also saw leelee sobieski she is gorgeous and very tall.
and then there was poor poor kelly preston. she's very pretty, but she looked dead in the eyes and was being dragged around by some gay man (not john travolta).
zing!
khloe reminds me of the wrestler chyna or whatever she's going by now.
leelee is very unconventionally pretty.
as for kelly, its xenu.
why the double post? why, wordpress, why?
it's sooooo xenu.
i've came to the conclusion, wordpress hates the hags. between double posts and "you're posting too quickly, slow down!" wp is trying to repress us.
*shakes fist at wp*
I think if you compared our salaries; brit brit and I donated the same amount. yikes.
Love it Maria! What made me sad about this post is that Britney is nearly 27 and she doesn't know what the fuck Malaria is? Daddy should add a tutor to her schedule.