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Why George Clooney will never be a father:

Even one kid running around my villa makes me nervous, so I'm definitely not a candidate for father of the year! If I need to surround myself with children and feel like I have this big extended family, I can always call Brad and Angie and ask them to stay with me, just to remind me why I'm so happy without.

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Apr 17, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 14 Responses
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    No. 1 admittedlyaddicted says:

    I don't blame him. I always said I didn't want kids - now I have one and I'm telling my daycare lady all the time when I see her three running wild - ONE. That's it. I can't handle that much chaos….of course, I have control issues too.

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    No. 2 Run-DMS says:

    Right on. Kids suck the life force out of you. I recently got back in touch with a friend I hadn't seen in almost 20 years. He's a father of two now, living in a southern state. And he has aged so much. His explanation: "Kids suck the life force out of you."
    I know I repeated that last phrase. It just bears repeating. :-)

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    No. 3 YerMom says:

    There are definitely benefits of having a child. I can understand the stance of people who don't want children, but once you have one it is a different story. They are truly little gifts from heaven.

    *Mine has been rather good today, I have only had to watch ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING twice so far

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    No. 4 SnackySmores says:

    I used to want kids… then I started working with middle schoolers.
    YerMom- I love adventures in babysitting, that movie rocks. Especially when she says "Don't fuck with the babysitter."

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    No. 5 YerMom says:

    Oh I prefer it over so many movies she loves, it just seems to lose its charm after the hundredth viewing. It is not really appropriate is some parts for my 2 year old, but she will freak out if she doesn't get to watch it at least once a day. It is a great movie, I wish film companies could produce movies like they used to. Most of the new stuff makes me want to stab out my eyeballs.

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 1:13 pm
    No. 6 sexyback says:

    Good for George. That's why he retains his good looks… Didn't he say once that the only way he would adopt if it was a 21 year old girl? Word.

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    No. 7 SnackySmores says:

    Oh man, that is rough. When I worked at the elementary school all the kids wanted to watch was spongebob. I never used to mind spongebob, but now I freakin' hate him.
    No kidding, there aren't a ton of good movies out anymore. Everything is either a remake or a sequel. And kids movies have down the shitter, though I am looking forward to Wall-E.

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    No. 8 kittenpaw says:

    I spent an extended weekend with my 6 neices and nephews recently. My husband had to stop me from swallowing all my birth control pills at once when the weekend was over.

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    No. 9 maria says:

    kittenpaw,

    Your husband had to stop you from swallowing? That'd be a first.

    /hee hee
    //sorry that was a low blow
    ///oops I did it again

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    No. 10 Elle says:

    its his choice not to have kids, but once you have your own, its totally different, unless your white trash and treat your kids like crap. but he's definately not, maybe he should hang out with kimora and her daughters and see how fun and smart your kids can be! those two girls are absolutely adorable

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    No. 11 chelsea says:

    Isn't he gay

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    No. 12 YerMom says:

    I can't wait for my friends/siblings to birth babies so I can give their kids the same annoying gifts they gave mine. My sister complained that her three month olds toys are too loud, she had me in tears.

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    No. 13 pp says:

    What about Kylie & Kendall Elle? Have you forgot about them??

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    No. 14 good times says:

    i bet this guy shoots blanks. it's okay george, we still love you and your useless, useless semen!

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 11:26 pm
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