Gee, who could it be?
Which weekly glossy just signed a mega-million-dollar contract with a certain annoying celebrity couple? The deal is the magazine will get exclusive interviews with the couple, but in turn they need to break up (again), get back together (again) and actually get married.
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Oh Thank God! I was wondering just how I was going to get all my (fake) Speidi gossip! Thank you US for making my dreams come true.
How much is this contract? I don't think anyone should marry that moron for a few million. Maybe if they promised you your own shitty clothing line then… oh wait, never mind.
Waste of money. Does anyone even care about those two except Janice Min?
I don't understand who is buying magazines because of Speidi.
No wonder people make fun of the U.S. How could these ignorant idiots become millionares.
*downs scotch*
*shakes fist*
*falls down*
Ouch! i dont care about them…they are fake!