it wasn't me. if i had made perez a bedazzled shirt it would have read: i wish my dick was as big as my ego.

We'll, Perez is, technically, hot. With that layer of blubber, I am sure he's hot all the time.

I don't care if he has lost weight the joke needed to be made!

Deimos, I'm having a shitty day and your comment totally brought a smile to my face. Thank you.

I guess we should all be grateful that his hair is back to a natural color, rather than the bright blue plumage he was sporting a few months ago.

glad i could help helen. cheer up, it's friday!

Well played, Dei, well played indeed.

Fat or skinny he's got a head as fat as Rosie O Donell. And the shirt just accentuates his stupidness. Nice hair don't dagwood.

And he still suffers from Short Arm Syndrome.

he looks like he's shitting himself in this picture.

It's becuase he's most likely walking around with a gerbil up his ass.

I'm so glad he wore that shirt. This is the kind of thing where if I didn't know who he was, I would know to stay far away from this guy.

maybe it's just the angle of the picture, but it looks like he sill has some nice, saggy boobs. I bet the boys love that.

Is this really bedazzled? It just looks like a screen print to me.

And he's starting to look like one of those Baldwin brothers. That's never a good thing.

BB&B I'm glad you said that! I always thought I was the only one who thought Perez looked like a T-Rex.
"I'm just not sure you thought this all the way through, Master. I have a big head and really small arms…"

come on Whit, you know he made it for HIMSELF!

If my boyfriend was hot like Perez I'd quickly go out and kill myself in the face and repeat 3 more times. Just to be sure.

That shirt has everything. Sparkles, Pussycat Dolls, and Perez. The apocalypse is nigh.

Janice for the Commie win. that comment made me kegel.

Tell your husband he can thank me later.

My pouch thanks you.

Anything for your pouch, juju. It had me at hello.