WHAT’S THE OVER/UNDER ON HOW LONG THIS LASTS? “Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will wed Saturday, May 17 at a ‘top secret’ location, a source close to the couple told Usmagazine.com. ‘Proper invites have not been sent out but instead guests have been given a save the date notice,’ the source told Us. … ‘all guests will be transported in shuttles to the wedding location,’ the source explained.”
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Coooooool “shuttles”? They’re getting married on Mars. You heard it here first folks.
As long as Papa Joe says it will. That dude is just creepy.
Just save the date notices? They must be trying to cut costs.
Maria, you make me want to divorce my husband and somehow find a way to become the first woman married on mars (to my husband, I still like him after all). Thank you for inspiring my new calling in life.
I give them a year tops. Do they really have to hold it in a ‘top secret’ location? Does anyone really care these two tools are getting married?
Clearly people care if we’re all talking about it.
I bet $20 that the “top secret location” becomes less top secret round-about Friday afternoon.
Keeblerkahn: yes, I am sure there are some mad bombers who would LOVE to know the location.
Flipping around this morning my boy landed on the video for Beat It. The Fall Out Boy Version. I told him he ruined my life - because I had successfully avoided it. It is bad. Really bad. Shit, I hope I did’t just give them an idea for another cover.
Damn, Lisa. And you are still with him? That is love to the 10th power right there.
I’ll take 14(mos) and the over.
I’m going to have to whip up something in Excell to keep track of all my MG over/unders and deathwatches soon.
You peeked my curiosity Lisa. Unfortunately, like the proverbial cat, I should have left well enough alone. I went to youtube and watched Beat it. I like how they acknowlge they are trash right off the bat, but that was the only good part about the video.
If your going to redo an iconic song you have to step up and really bring something to it. I think the only thing they have going for them with this song is most of their fans see the original Jackson version as an ‘oldies song’, so therefor they will like this one better. Whats next from Fall Out Boy? Stairway to Heaven? Freebird? Dare I say it, will we soon be assaulted by Fall Out Boy’s take on the classic Chumbawamba song, Tubthumping?
To quote Brando from Apocalypse Now. The horror…the horror….
Mae, it was a rocky time for us - this morninig - I ain’t gonna lie.
Sorry Keebs. Mea culpa, I should have kept my mouth shut. Feebird by FOB? The Horror, indeed.