Wow. Now thats taking quirky to a ho. notha. level.

Why would anyone say that?

Is it possible to have anything other than “What?” as your first reaction to that?

because aying this absurd s**T (no pun) will get me alot of press!!!

Shia LaBowel movement

So here I am thinking, “Well, he obviously means he got down on himself about something or treated himself badly. I’ll look at the source to see what the context is.”

What the …? He literally shat his pants. On purpose, it seems. My question is: Whitney, how does that make you love him? That he admitted it? It just makes me think he’s an even bigger douche than I previously thought. Or imagined.

that’s very……very pathetic. did he fling his shit at people after he got it all over himself? if so, it’s a little less pathetic and a little more funny.

Turds you say? Wow, this really stinks. I mean, he must have shit himself after he said that. Wow, I almost pooped my pants when I read this. Holy crap Batman! The Joker’s in the outhouse!

12 is a young age to be getting a job, but I suppose if it’s a summer job mopping the floors of the ice cream shop or something along those lines is ok.

Talk about giving a whole new meaning to having “that no so fresh feeling down there”!! WTF??

Mr. T, you’re my hero.

maria, it was an acting job, so basically he shat himself for attention until he got a job that garnered him more attention than shitting himself.

If I was his mother, I may have been a little alarmed at the passive-agressiveness of this stinky mess.

I would have most definitely made him do his own laundry at that point.

Maybe we would have sought some counselling. He clearly was trying to hold something in.

If he was trying to hold something in it looks like he did a crappy job of it;>