What a tool. They should have picked Craig Ferguson.

Nah, Craig Ferguson's going to have to wait for Letterman to retire.

I think it's both downhill and uphill for Jimmy. His apex was TAXI, but that was his low point as well.

I had to watch Taxi against my will. What a piece of shit. If I ever see him, I'm going to kick him in the balls and walk away. He'll know what it's for.

I think that this might be a smart move. It will only work, if he follows through with a second child that he has to promptly name President.

i would have liked to see the chick that hosts chelsea lately. she's hilarious.

you mean chelsea handler?

Fallon was on Late Night with Conan the other evening. VERDICT: He's got this bobbing head hyperactive 13 year old rolling twitch thing and seems incapable of maintaining eye contact. He'll be unwatchable. But, he kept touching his nose, so, there may have been other factors involved.

That said, I thought Conan was unwatchable for the first couple years until he got over the "writer's room - hammer every weak joke even if you're always cutting off the person you're talking with" thing.

Ferguson's great and has been since day one.

I watch Chelsea Handler everyday, she's hilarious. I don't think she'd work in the traditional talk show format though. She's too honest.

Nobody mentioned Jimmy Kimmel or Carson Daly? I agree.

I miss Johnny.