VIOLENCE OF THE LAMBS "Twenty-one-year-old Zachary Alan Schreiber of North Naples, Fl. was popped Saturday night after allegedly throwing a beer bottle at someone who went off because he was blasting Mariah Carey music. Schreiber apparently threw like a sissy and missed the hater, who was sitting in the passenger seat of another car, and hit the driver instead. He was charged with shooting a missile into a vehicle (yes, really) and criminal mischief."

May 20, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 6 Responses
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Comments (6)

No. 1 queencrone says:

There is NEVER any good excuse to waste the beer.

Book him. We need to reach these young people, who are obviously going to hell in a handbasket, that we as a society won't and can't tolerate this flagrant wasting of the beer.

Also, get off my lawn. :-)

Posted: May 20, 2008 at 8:20 pm
No. 2 SnackySmores says:

Amen. There is NO reason to ever waste a beer. It's alcohol abuse. I've killed for less…

Posted: May 20, 2008 at 9:01 pm
No. 3 SnackySmores says:

Oh wait. I think I may have thought of a reason, I was at a bonfire and someone got to close and started their pants on fire. I used my beer and another kid's beer to put it out.

Posted: May 20, 2008 at 9:03 pm
No. 4 jujubees says:

I'm going to have to ask the judges on that one Snacky. What kind of beer was it? Could you not have just kicked him in the face and rolled him on the ground?

That dude must have had some big guns to be considered missiles. I kind of understand. Listening to Mariah sends me into a rage too. Except he was listening of his own free will.

Posted: May 21, 2008 at 11:50 am
No. 5 Rashmi says:

I grew up in Naples… this is the perfect example of how the cops down there abuse their power… another fine example is the girl who had to get a permit for her lemonade stand… (Additionally, throwing bottles at cars in Naples is common)

Posted: May 21, 2008 at 2:58 pm
No. 6 Ashley Schreiber Benfield says:

Zach is my brother. Just to clear it up…he tried to get the other guy out of the car to fight him. (which, thank god he did not get out, or he would be dead). Zach is far from gay and was with his fiance. All I have to say is it is a good thing all you bashers are behind a keyboard, or he would whoop all your asses too! (The beer bottle was empty, by the way!)

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 9:35 am
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