Ben Affleck and Matt Damon???

Abe Vigoda and Haley Joel Osment?

I'll see your Ben Affleck/Matt Damon guess, Betty, and raise you a Lohan.

Damn, could be anyone. Why would Damon & Affleck hang with a skank like Lohan though. She brings absolutely NOTHING to the party.

Clint Eastwood and Morgan Freeman.

I am not sure you can classify Ben and Matt as "beyond famous". Then again, I could be wrong.

I think Sean Penn has to be involved. But does he have friends?

beyond famous made me think Tom Cruise/Will Smith…but I don't know. And who could the starlet be??

actually, I think Eva Mendes could be the starlet. she just got out of rehab, supposedly for coke, and she did star in Hitch with Will. what do you think?

Brad Pitt and George Clooney were the first thing that sprang to mind, but that sounds REALLY unlikely.

i will eat a live chicken if it's abe vigoda and haley joel osment. the sheer awesomeness of that prospect demands live bird eating.

Maybe "wives" is an euphemism and only one is married, in this case I would say:

Leo Dicaprio and Spidey

Of course G. Clooney and B. Pitt aren't married, too (to wives, not to each other… *cough*)

Tom Cruise… no way… DRUGS!!

Brad Pitt …. and….. Matt Damon. It's obvious.

thats retarded that any of you guys are suspecting damon and affleck.