
Hayden Panettiere, desperately seeking attention:
It’s great to be single. It’s great to have boyfriends. Or girlfriends. There are occasions when you kiss your best friend growing up, having fun and goofing about. Like perfecting your technique.
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Is Lindsay Lohan contagious? Doesn't penicillin cure this?
Sorry, penicillin was rendered ineffective with Paris Hilton. Researchers are working on an effective substitute, however their efforts can't keep up with the spiralling attempts at attention. This latest outbreak of lipstick lesbianism is proving especially resilient.
This chick is frequently billed as "the good girl," yet she's had plenty of bikini photo ops and club outings. She's on her way up, then down, for sure. And I'm not just talking about her next girl date. Badumbum! I'll be in Erie all this week, folks.
She seems like on of those girls who insists that you braid each other's hair in Geography and who only has a lifetime relationship with herpes.
Strange ilz, but that makes sense!
"Hum…thanks to the writers strike my show has been off a really long time. I need to say something to get peoples attention again, but what could I say? Milo, stop looking at yourself in the mirror and come help me."