I think it's pretty crappy to call a newborn a trainwreck, even if her parents, aunt, and grandmother all define the phrase.

I agree kitchy… I love the name Maddie Briann. I hope everyone is doing well.

I like the name too. I wonder if Briann is after her brother Brian and Maddie COULD be after Britney (she is quite mad). I love both names though

I'm reading Briann as "Bree-ann." I wonder if I'm right or if it's pronounced the same as Brian. I'd assume it's after Bryan, though. The family does a lot of naming after each other, which I think is kind of a neat tradition.

Seconds after little Maddie took her first breath, Lynn Spears pointed at the baby and exclaimed, "BOYEAH!!! Cha-ching cha-ching!"

Which of course was followed by Britney trying to feed Maddie a Cheeto while telling anyone who would listen, "you know I used to have one of these."

I just hope Britney doesn't give her lessons on how to use car seats.

Please! She named the little redneck a NICKNAME!!! Maddie is short for MADELINE. God people are so fucking stupid.

Maddie can be a nickname but is also a valid stand-alone name. I've known several Maddie/Matties over the years who were named that, not a longer version.

I also hope Britney doesn't teach her highchair safety.

White trash name for white trash baby from white trash parents. Keep the stereotypes alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maddie for sure can be an name on it's own. I am katy, and that's my full name. Not Katherine or Kaitlin… so how about you calm down stoney. Maddie can also be short for Madison, or Matilda. Really…calm down.

Uh, sorry, you all have nicknames. Not my fault!

I don't have a nickname. Well, I do but my full name is traditional name.

Hey, nothing wrong with nicknames as long as your parents named you an actual real name to begin. Just an opinion, everyone has one!

Yes that's true. And we also all have assholes?

Yes, and my asshole says leave her out of it.

Really? You guys are actually arguing about the name. I think Maddie is a good name. The kid should thank her lucky stars she wasn't stuck with a 'celebrity' name. If she had been born to any other celeb family they probably would have named her iPhone, or Rodan. (after the Godzilla monster, not the sculptor)

All in all, I think she got off good.

Somewhere, a stripper pole is being engraved. And it doesn't care whether the name is stupid or not.

My real name is cooter. My toothless parents in the trailer park in Alabama would be real dissappointed in some of you'ins.

We should all be more like the stripper poles. What's in a name anyways? It's as temporary as these shells we call bodies. One day we'll die and have no name or body, so why does it matter? Let's all get naked and stand in a fire circle and chant, anyone?

Maddie's cute when you're FOUR. When you're 36 and still being called Maddie, it loses it's appeal. There's something about those Spears' girls and refusing to age into adulthood properly.

Hey Keebler, that sculptor would be Rodin ;-)