I find that hard to belive. She has nieces or is it nephews. No way she hasn't heard them cry before. Everybody knows that babies cry and there's no getting around that.

Advice for J-lo: if your baby DOESN'T cry, then you should be worried and upset.

Baby, you must stop crying all over my diamonds.

Could it be post pardem? Maybe Tom Cruise can come help her out…

I think post-partum depression is a worst case scenario here. She has twins. Therefore, she is going to sleep deprived. A man I work with has twin babies that were born long before hers and they only just started sleeping on the same schedule a couple weeks ago. I know when I was feeling like a zombie about 14 weeks ago it didn't take much crying to send me over the edge, and I don't have any type of depression. So someone probably witnessed her losing it and her husband consoling her and blew it all out of proportion. Of course she knows it's normal for babies to cry.

I agree with tlatzoteotl. And a first-time mother is often overly concerned about even normal stuff. I'd imagine with twins, that's even more true.

I knew it was normal for babies to cry, but with my first I still felt like I was letting him down if I couldn't get him to stop within a few minutes.

I had three all within 16 months of each other. I barely slept for nearly 7 years. And my first had colic so he cried all the time, ALL THE TIME. I pretty much wanted to jump out a window a few times a week. Not to mention being covered in spit up and smelling like baby poo. See how glamorous it is young girls. You still want some of that. JLo has nannies and a buttload of money. I said buttload. She still freaking out.

Co-sleeping and breast feeding worked wonders for me. But I really can't imagine Lopez doing either. Her diamond encrusted, gold plated nursery with Swarovski chandeliers would go to waste. And the Podee Hands Free Bottles™ would be useless.

9 times out of 10 the reason their kids are crying is because they have realized that their dad is Skeletor and their mom is JHo.

Sub in "The nanny" for Jennifer and "the gardener" for Marc, and then I'll believe it.

Lol Kate.

Keebler made me snort orange juice out my nose.

bedbugs, I did cosleeping and breastfeeding too. Got everyone a lot more sleep.

yea Keebler and you know that 10 is cuz they realized htey are named after dragon tails.

I'd love to cosleep. Problem is on a full size we'd all be too squished. Crib next to the bed's been working out alright, though.

Speaking of overconcerned….
I have an uneducated aunt who lives in suburban Iran. She has about seven daughters and no sons. Her dream has always been to raise a boy.
She has twice given birth to males, but she was so… ummm… overconcerned… that she would take clothing away from all of the females so she could dress the boys in layer after layer of clothing so they would not get cold… both of them died because they were overheated.
Ironic that the lack of attention and love given to the females was a blessing, eh?

wow ilnizhad thats pretty sad, girls need love too. But in some societies the lack of sons can equal lack of life for women.

I want to go to Iran with Ilz. Seriously. Im ok with wearing the appropriate clothing. I look pretty badass in a headscarf.

deal with it jlo.

Blah- Sounds good. I've only visited twice when I was under the age of ten. I went to villages my family live in and the local kids were excited a Canadian was coming to visit. Then they were all like "she doesn't look different…" Bwahahah.
I used to cite the moment I witnessed a lamb have his head chopped off (it's to honor visitors) as the time I realized eating animals is unethical… but today I was scanning some photos and I noticed I looked content with the violence…
The sacrificial lamb:
C:\Documents and Settings\Iliad Nazhad\Desktop\ILNAZLAMB.jpg
Ready to go hunting:
C:\Documents and Settings\Iliad Nazhad\Desktop\GUNFAM.jpg

*My outfit is more frightening that the beheaded lamb.

Oops, blah, apparently those links only work for me. I'll e-mail the photos to you. Careful, though, if you do not reply RIGHT AWAY I will post on MG that you are pretentious.

Thank goodness they don't have to bother with Marc's other children. You know step children and Jlo is a no go. Nice of her to steal the daddy and the time he should be spending with his little sons from his marriage he left to be with Jlo. Something also tells me he didn't get up with them in the middle of the night. Hope Jlo likes living in the ex wife's house and putting her twins in Marc's other childrens rooms. She is one selfih narcisist.