I'm sure the peaceful bongo playin' Matthew McConaughey really appreciated this.

The idea that some man paddling out is news and that the person breaking that important story is working is not something I want to defend but neither are these assholes.

Also, there used to actually be a surf team here called The Surf Nazis, gross, and the guy who started it went on to pyramid marketing hell, beginning a company called Mona Vie.

A pox on both their houses.

I've heard of Mona Vie…a couple of my friends do it and have tried to get me involved. From what I hear, they did really well with it when they lived in Florida. But they moved back up to NH and no one wants to be involved. Apparently the juice is really good for you and blah blah blah but it's outrageously priced. I can barely afford to put gas in my car to get to work let alone shell out $150/month for juice!

Crumb, yeah, it is weird, I live in Florida and every douche (and probably someone nice, too) has gotten involved in this at some point…The fucking creepiest part is in some "training video" or something the guy, _______ Hart, can't remember his first name, and his stepford/hillbilly wife go on and on about the purpose of putting this product out there is to bring all people of all cultures together, blah, blah, blah…this guy started the Surf Nazis and he's all about unity? Umm, no he's a new-age amway salesman.

Wow, skip that rant if you have better things to do, which I'm sure we all do.

Playla, did you know it cures cancer too? That's what I've been told! But according to my fiance's co-worker so does drinking your own urine. Oh yeah! It cures cancer, AIDS, and anything else under the sun. If you drink your own urine you will never be sick. Mind you, he had bronchitis while he was telling me this. His 4-year-old son then got pink eye and he proceeded to urinate in his eye to make it go away. The best part is that someone called social services on him for it!

Moral of the story: Mona Vie cures cancer, but drinking ones urine cures everything. Just don't pee on your child and tell people about it.

My boyfriend brought that Mova Vie shit home and made me drink a shot. I nearly barfed it up on the counter it was so vile. I'm so glad he decided not to sell that excrement in bottle. Now that I hear it's a pyramid scheme it all makes a bit more sense. Gross!

Jesus, Crumb, he peed in his kid's eye??? I hope he's in jail, I mean, I'm sure he had the best of intentions (?!?) but that kid's probably gonna need a lot more than a little therapy…

Stoney, yeah, "juice" should not have a chunky/gritty consistency.

Nope, he's not in jail. For reasons I will never understand, the child is still in his custody. And it gets worse…the mother is in the household and didn't do anything to stop it. In fact, she encourages such behavior. You know, I'm all for natural alternative methods, but peeing in your child's eye is above and beyond alternative. It's sick. And yes, that child is going to need a lot more than just "someone to talk to" when he gets older.