Larry Birkhead, explaining why he made the creepy decision to pay almost $3,000t at an auction for Anna Nicole's old lingerie:
I have a lot of history I have to put together that [daughter Dannielynn] doesn't really know about. … You know, it's not something I can show today, but something down the road.
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I think KFed might have some competition for father of the year next next time around.
"See Dannie, this was your mommas favorite crotchless teddy. Isn't it pretty?"
Seriously. Couldn't he have just paid 88 cents at Wal-Mart for a cheap pair of nylon panties, size XXL, smeared a little of Dannielynn's spit up on them, and called it even? This guy seems to come from the Lindsay Lohan school of personal marketing: any press is fine, as long as my picture's up.
I would think you would be trying like mad to hide that crazy mess's history from her daughter.
Don't you hate it when grown ups by stupid expensive things and then say they were buying it for the kids?
Like "I bought this Hummer so I can drive the kids around."
Or "I bought that summer house at the beach so the kids will have somewhere to go durning the summer."
Shame on you Larry. We all can see right through you, you pervert.