WE CAN'T IMAGINE WHY THAT DIDN'T WORK "Mel Gibson tried to play matchmaker between his son and Britney Spears, it has been claimed. … The Braveheart actor tried to hook Britney up with one of his twin sons, Edward – who was recently in rehab for cocaine and alcohol addiction."
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The Gibson family's koo-koo version of Catholicism and the Spears family's Southern-fried hypocritical Bible-thumping bullshit religion … I don't think the two would mix well.
Oh the hijinx we'll never get to see. And the really cool couple name they could have been. Britson, Edney, Britard. I like that one best.
Uh!! But! If they don't get married we'll never hear Heidi Montag's version of "God Blessed the Broken Road"!
She'd sing it at the wedding…is what I was trying to say. Left that part out.