Shot at Love dumper Kristy Morgan, proving that, although she dumped Tila Tequila, she's still kind of an idiot:
Tila has this perfect person in mind that she wanted to be with and in no way was I that person. … But she inspired me to be more open about my sexuality.
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That smile looks painful. Like she may actually break a tooth or something. Just looking at her gives me a migraine.
Kristy also added that she is available for TV and modeling work.
She's stepping on Brooke's turf. There's going to be a tranny battle up in here. May the best dude win.
TRANNY FIGHT!! TRANNY FIGHT!!! TRANNY FIGHT!!!
Two trannys go in, one comes out.
It is completely possible that instead of fighting, these two could look deeply into each other's eyes. Brooke and Kristy.
Kristy suddenly realizes at that moment, that Brooke, unlike Tila, has no preconceived notions about the perfect person for her. Kristy then feels validated and accepted.
"Plus, Brook is more notorious and richer than Tila anyway," Kristy thinks to herself mid-embrace.
Brooke thinks "cool, now I will have someone to put suntan lotion on my butt besides my dad. I am getting way too old for dad to be doing that."
But… will Kristy be able to resist her attraction to the Hulk?
It needs a little work.
Do you think I should pitch this to Lifetime?