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Flavor Flav, telling us yet another sex-related factoid we didn't want to know today:

I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box. … I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old. Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.

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Jul 7, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 6 Responses
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  • Comments (6)

    No. 1 ilnazhad says:

    The experimenting is normal… but how did he know he is supposed to penetrate? That's the odd part.

    Posted: Jul 7, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    No. 2 Keeblerkahn says:

    In defense of the girl, she had no way to know that he would grow up to be Flavor Flav. We mustn't hold it against her.

    Posted: Jul 7, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    No. 3 mae says:

    Whitney must be mad at us. First the post about mini me's ex "lover" and now this. Grody.

    Posted: Jul 7, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    No. 4 lava says:

    i read the first line and then i kept reading. that was the problem

    Posted: Jul 7, 2008 at 10:12 pm
    No. 5 chezsan says:

    Seriously, I don't ever want to read anything like that on this site again. EVER. I can't imagine why you would ever reprint that. So gross and disturbing.

    Posted: Jul 7, 2008 at 11:18 pm
    No. 6 Canadienne says:

    Dear God!

    Posted: Jul 8, 2008 at 11:40 am
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