JAMIE LYNN SCRUTINY OUTLASTS HER PREGNANCY "Jamie Lynn Spears, who just gave birth to daughter Maddie Briann Aldridge at the ripe old age of 17, is in danger of heading down the same road as her sister, Britney. A Louisiana source tells us, 'She only has Diet Coke in the house. How redneck is that?'" A note to Louisianans who know the contents of Jamie Lynn Spears' fridge and give information to tabloids: You're not allowed to accuse anyone else of being too rednecky.
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Since when does drinking Diet Coke make one a redneck?
No, redneck is referring to ALL soft drinks as coke.
Kate, it's redneck if that's indeed the only thing she has to drink in the house.
All I have is water and vodka at my house. Does that make me an astronaut? Because I really want to be an astronaut.
No, you need Tang to be an astronaut.
What if she just drinks water from the tap, and has that and diet Coke? Is that ok?
Aw :( Well, this NASA application makes a great paper airline. Zoom!
People, people…..A true redneck only has Bud Light and sweet tea in their fridge.
exactly Madison. I can think of WAY red-neckier things to have monopolizing your fridge than diet coke.
What?! No Cheetos? I'm a little disappointed in you, Jamie Lynn.
I'm getting ready to go on holidiay… let's see… I have a bottle of red wine, 2 Blake's Chicken Pot Pies for dinner and some Tamari Sauce. Yeah… I know the red wine doesn't go with the chicken. I guess that makes me a chav.
I'm the official spokeswomen for the redneck women of america (RWOA) & my sister runs White trash usa. She's in, but not for whats in her fridge.
I only have Bud Light and water most days, it is rough getting to the store with a new baby.
Well… now I'm down to half a bottle of Bordeux and a half a bottle of Tamari Sauce. This is really interfering with my packing.
Jamie Lynn better put a bottle of ketchup in her fridge immediately.
Child protective services will back on down if they see a bottle of ketchup in the fridge.
Some Republican President declared that ketchup is a vegetable.
This family has had enough problems with child protective services.