ONE BIG, WEIRD, WASHED-UP PARTY "Michael Jackson is set to make a comeback with golden oldie boyband New Kids On The Block. The King of Pop had secret talks about the link-up with the band's stars at his home in Nevada last week. New Kids singer Donny Wahlberg, 38, said: 'It's very exciting. It's one big party and everyone wants to join us.'" Let us remind you: Michael Jackson will never have a comeback. Ever.
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I love Donnie Wahlberg… As an actor. He won me over with "Southie" and then solidified my crush with "Band of Brothers."
Does Mike understand the New Kids on the Block aren't kids anymore? WHAT? Like I'm the only one thinking it.
Poor D-Wa, confusing the words "party" and "unemployment line" again.
But I so want to see him try. I'm sure it would even make Britney's "comeback" look like a complete success.
I hope this is real and he goes on tour with them. I have tickets, man.
I suddenly have an urge to sell my tickets, Michael Jackson is vile.
I have told my children time and time again:
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.