ONE BIG, WEIRD, WASHED-UP PARTY "Michael Jackson is set to make a comeback with golden oldie boyband New Kids On The Block. The King of Pop had secret talks about the link-up with the band's stars at his home in Nevada last week. New Kids singer Donny Wahlberg, 38, said: 'It's very exciting. It's one big party and everyone wants to join us.'" Let us remind you: Michael Jackson will never have a comeback. Ever.

Jul 11, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 7 Responses
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Comments (7)

No. 1 mae says:

I love Donnie Wahlberg… As an actor. He won me over with "Southie" and then solidified my crush with "Band of Brothers."

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 1:55 pm
No. 2 Keeblerkahn says:

Does Mike understand the New Kids on the Block aren't kids anymore? WHAT? Like I'm the only one thinking it.

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 2:16 pm
No. 3 killorn says:

Poor D-Wa, confusing the words "party" and "unemployment line" again.

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 2:48 pm
No. 4 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

But I so want to see him try. I'm sure it would even make Britney's "comeback" look like a complete success.

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 3:37 pm
No. 5 Whoville says:

I hope this is real and he goes on tour with them. I have tickets, man.

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 3:42 pm
No. 6 YerMom says:

I suddenly have an urge to sell my tickets, Michael Jackson is vile.

Posted: Jul 11, 2008 at 6:03 pm
No. 7 queencrone says:

I have told my children time and time again:

Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 2:15 am
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