NOW EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT "The world's most famous twins have arrived, finally! According to the Associated Press, Angelina Jolie's doctor confirmed the superstar gave birth to a boy, Knox Leon, and a girl, Vivienne Marcheline, in Nice, France, ending a day of conflicting reports. 'Everything is going well,' Dr. Michael Sussman told AP. 'The mother, the babies, the father are doing marvelously well.'"

Jul 14, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 11 Responses
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    No. 1 sar says:

    hahahahahahahahaha….LEON??????

    I approve of Marcheline. The rest of those names are for posers. And gas station attendants.

    Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 9:04 am
    No. 2 kinda agree says:

    Terrible names.

    Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 10:09 am
    No. 3 April says:

    knox?

    i dont get it.

    Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 10:27 am
    No. 4 Keeblerkahn says:

    Suri Cruise just dropped a load in her designer diapers. For it is foretold in the the ancient text that a child of Jolie will stand as mankind's last champion and oppose her rise to Earthly Overlord.

    Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 10:41 am
    No. 5 MagStar says:

    Knox was after Brad's grandpa and Marcheline after Angelina's mother. Give it a rest. Those are beautiful names.

    Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    No. 6 sar says:

    I get it - family names - and that's sweet. But IMHO, Knox is the new Madison. Pretty soon everyone will be named Knox. I have a right to not like the name. Vivienne is pretty too but also incredibly trendy (re: Harlow, Ava etc.)

    And Leon.

    COME ON. They named him LEON. ON PURPOSE. That's just silly.

    Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    No. 7 deimos says:

    lol. what's wrong with leon sar? i'm more disturbed that all of their son's now have names that end with "x". i'm sure it has something to do with the end of days but i haven't been able to crack the code yet.

    Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    No. 8 Keeblerkahn says:

    X is the new black, Deimos.

    Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    No. 9 sar says:

    The only cool Leon in history (this is true) was Leon Phelps. But I doubt this kid will EVER live up to THAT legacy.

    Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    No. 10 Stoney says:

    I can die now. The most overrated bastards on Earth have arrived!

    Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    No. 11 stopthemadness says:

    sar, what about pounce de leon?

    not ponce de leon the explorer, but pounce de leon, the cat.

    Posted: Jul 15, 2008 at 1:34 am
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