NO WORRIES, NEONATAL HERPES IS VERY RARE "'She’s not drinking. It’s the first time I’ve never seen her do that.' Above source is a firsthand, regular and up close observer of Paris Hilton and her horniness, hotness and sometimes tankedlicious goings on. Said insider’s been posing and preening right alongside Ms. H at a few recent T-town soirees. Gosh, is this the new, freshly domesticated Mrs.-Madden-to-be Paris or Paris the teetotalist, perhaps (for whatever reason)? Or, to get very National Enquirer about it (as if there were any diff here at A.T., I mean, really), could this possibly be the new preggers Paris?"
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For the love of God please don't let her be knocked up. It's wouldn't surprise me if she got pregnant just for the publicity. I hate this women with a passion. She is the embodiment off all that is wrong with Hollywood, the media, the internet and the paparazzi in this new century. Paris is the Typhoid Mary of media whoredom.
Is it wrong that I hope her baby looks like the byproduct of a three way between Mary-Kate Olsen, Gary Busey and Steve Buscemi at the end of a long mescaline and either binge weekend? The resulting child would be so hideous that she would be too ashamed to whore it in public for attention. Judge me if you will but I'm only thinking of the greater good. As obnoxious as Paris is, can you imagine what her kid will be like?
Oh my God, Cord. This is the most fantastic title ever. You made my day :)
This is the stuff nightmares are made of. She keeps "accidentally" killing her dogs, would she treat her child any differently? Either way, her baby will be the youngest kid in Hollywood to go under the knife.