Brandon "greasy bear" Davis?? is she nuts?? Give up Orlando for that???

What an Idiot!!!!!!!!!!!

she seemed way too young to be with mister maturity anyhow. if you were into brandon before, you're not the kind of girl that cna last with orlando. just a theory.

btw, tom i loved your work on myspace.

at least you'd never have to buy lube with brandon davis. i threw up in my mouth a little when i typed that.

orlando would have you using some all natural stuff anyway. i have a feeling fresh aloe leaves would be involved.

Isn't dating Orlando Bloom like the first step towards the jump to lesbianism? He's too effeminate to really be considered a man.

After reading your comment Deimos, I want to throw up in your mouth. Nothing personal.

Dei I sort of hate you. A lot. I flashed on no less than three ways to grease up. Now my smoothie is in the garbage can.

"Oil heir" Oh, I thought you said oily hair…honest mistake

lol keeb

I think the progression goes… Efron, Bloom, Grenier? That's of course if you're serious about switching teams. Just dating one is probably enough to get by but you need at least 2 if you're going to have any real chances here.

in brandon's case, "old flame" is a reference to his hair's flammability. stay away from gas ranges, brando!

it's not my fault you people have good imaginations. watching more tv will take care of that for you.

Oh sar, my dr. pepper came right back out again.
Another keyboard ruined!

(comment #2) And the best thing about tom, is he is everyone's friend. :-)

success!!!

Yes, but being downgraded to being after Tom on someones friend list is not good.