Barf. I'm tired of hearing celebrities discourse about this stuff, as if a few lucky breaks, or nepotism, or charm, or whatever AND some fame qualify someone as an expert on everything. Until and unless Paris Hilton writes a book to teach me how to manage my money, I won't buy a single book by a celebrity.

Chapters 11-35: Jealous of the Diving Instructor

Well, I hope the first chapter explains how to lure a married man from his wife in order to start your own family to begin with.

I hate to admit this, but I read her first book and enjoyed it. I'll probably pick this one up too.

Dont be ashamed Another. I actually watch their show. It comes on at bedtime and works like tylenol pm.

I think someone else has been watching too *looking at Sar* :)

That is the second chapter MagStar, the first chapter is entitled how to find a fit father for your future children by seducing a married man and cutting his current children out of the picture so you can have him to yourself.

Whatever haters. Get that money Tori.

what! i relate to her! he needs to be like, ok, forget this diving instructor. i mean he DOES flirt with her. tori's being totally reasonable!

OMG did i just say that last sentence?

lol daria

i just read that tori is slated to be on the new 90210.

WITH dame shannen doherty. (yes, i'm on team doherty, bitches.)

i'm really hoping for some circa 1990s catfighting, involving bowler hats, cut off bleach stained jean shorts, and suspenders over t shirts. and of course shannen's diagonal bangs to hide the fact that her face is lopsided.

she looks like she was shaken as a baby and her face just didn't settle right.

don't make fun of her. she has shaken baby syndrome. GOSH!