Boo, I give it 6 months before he's bangin hookers again.

so he's not going to marry the mother of children for the 10th time? much better to go for the hot young woman using you for fame and money. he's so gross.

mother of *his children. sorry.

he's an abomination…
and to the post I say yeah right
he's a man whore
and a gross looking one at that

well, he's a rapper that can't rap and she's a singer that can't sing. in a way, it's perfect.

oops diddy/puffy/sean!…she's old enough to be your daughter, not your wife.
try again!

HEY! You guys. I just got off the treadmill and I was like, I gotta share this with you guys. I'm like, I'm here, and this woman is here and she's livin in ths house, and I'm livin in this house, and it's real, and you know, we got 10 remotes and 10 live-in chefs, and some of you aren't gonna get that, but for the ones who do, there you go.

They're totally going to have a Gatsby style wedding complete with croquet and finger sandwiches plus Vodka. Everyone gets to go home with a Unforgivable gift basket. The next day they'll be a trashcan full of crappy cologne and shitty cucumber sandwiches.

wow. i think you may have called it, 100%.

and i'd STILL go if i was invited… cologne and all. maybe there'd be a good gazpacho

I LOVE weddings.

If they invited me to the wedding that jujubees invisioned, I would eat all the cucumber sandwiches that were not previously scarfed down by other guests.

(What? Vodka makes me feel hungry.)

I would be taking home all the left over gift baskets, to regift as Christmas presents.

And I would have a blast playing croquet.