Armageddon. Is. Nigh. When I was youunger, there were these TV ads against drugs: 'No one says, 'When I grow up, I want to be a drug dealer.' That ad is so dated now. What's not to like about wanting to be hooker, a pro, a princess, a celebrity, or even a drug dealer?

She still has more class in her acrylic nail than Tila Tequila has in her whole body

Ugh, me and my mom had a conversation this weekend that we have every weekend we go grocery shopping at three to four different stores to get the best sales, which is that we should just get ourselves fired from our jobs and become low lifes then my mom could stop working two jobs and we can get everything handed to us for free and not worry about how to pay all the bills. We'll just collect unemployment and every kind of goverment hand out and wind up having more money than we do now. These people that get filthy rich for nothing inspire such hatred in me. I'm a HATER!

yeah i'd so watch it

or at least watch the good parts on mollygood

mirsada, politics and ethics completely aside, people who have to rely on someone else to support them are generally unhappy about it - so before you guys do all the job quitting, think about whether there are intangibles at stake.

i totes know you're not serious, i'm just hoping you might feel a little better knowing that the people who do take advantage of the system are probably also really unhappy.