AND THE WINNER IS… "People magazine has drummed up the winning bid for the first pictures of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s twins — Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. It is rumored that the winning bid is between $10 million and $15 million."
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What ever charity or charities gets that 10-15 million I'm sure will be happy.
I'd pay good money to see a Pay Per View of the Jolie-Pitt brood ganging up on Suri at the sandbox. That would be a charitable donation that wouldn't make me wince.
Now that would be one hell of a Pay Per View fight. You know it would come down to Suri and Shiloh. Suri would use her galactic mind powers to dispense with the others. Angel wings would unfurl behind Shiloh. She would look Suri in the eyes and say, "This ends Now."
What? Like I'm the only one with an overactive imagination.
At the vary least, can we get Spike TV to run UFC Babies?
"This end now." I love it. I'm gonna say that to my sister-in-law the next time nonsense starts up. Thanks, Keeb!
Wow, Child Army Monthly is gonna be peeee-issed.
Oh! Now i see how it works! If you get mega bucks for having one bio child, then choosing to have in vitro twins would mean double the mega bucks. Can tripletts be far behind?
shiloh, maddox, and suri are you too fucking short to be on tallmeet.com.
GOSH!
one day all these famous rich babies are going to grow up hate their parents and drink themselves silly. a while generation of entertainment. i can't friggin wait!
I can't wait for the Jolie-Pitt orgies to start. Three boys, three girls. Three bio, three free for all!
rofl killorn
you're like some kind of robot, some genius computer programmer's perfect clever comment generator