How random. What does he want to do? Outlaw sugarcane?

they're going to have to pry sugar from my cold dead hands.

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. His diet tips are working wonders for his wife, Skeletor.

He is so stupid that it makes my brain hurt contemplating how vapid his must be.

lol deimos

i have fond memories of that medical study i participated in, where some of us got sugar pills and some of us got crack cocaine. it's a comfort to know the medical community is on top of this.

He's got a point, I'm sure that sugar has killed as many as crack but we don't go putting crack in all our sody pops.

/mmmmm….pop rocks

I think he just found a clever way of taking a verbal swipe at the old ball and chain's new album. And her FUPA.

umm… sarcasm comes to mind. I don't think this should be taken literally.

…it's actually pretty true, if worded oddly.

What if you snort sugar & put cocaine in your coffee.

Fat kills more people that anything else? Oh, cock, this is so innacurate.

so I guess I should stop eating my reese's and go buy some crack instead

Once I had a piece of cheesecake. They had to take my children away from me.

Oh, and it's ironic I spelt "inaccurate" wrong.

Let's looks at the facts (a la Dwight from The Office):
Fact: Heart Disease is the leading cause of death in the U.S.

Fact: Coronary artery disease is the leading cause of deaths from heart attacks

Fact: Coronary artery disease is caused by Plaque (is made up of fat, cholesterol, calcium, and other substances found in the blood)

/so we can't say that sugar is the leading cause of death in the US BUT it is an accomplice

Okay, let's put this to a test. I'll eat a pound of sugar every day for a week, then I'll smoke a pound of rock every day for a week. We'll need a larger sample size though. Who's with me?

Give me splenda or give me death!

i'm with deimos. cold dead hands.

plus it takes more than sugar to get fat and die there's a whole lotta butt sitting thrown in there too.

13 calories to a tsp of sugar.

Madonna is the same person as Marc Anthony?

LOGIC EXAMINED:

If:

"Fat kills more people than anything else."

and sugar = fat, then:

"Sugar is responsible for a lot of deaths, arguably more than crack cocaine."

we may conclude that:

crack-cocaine = the #1 killer.

Guy: Drop your pants and bend over for this b12 inch dildo you douche!

You people are fucking stupid, ignorant and lamentable. Go ahead, eat your suger and fucking die :)

I may be stupid but I know how to spell sugar!

I think BBB is on to something… Hard Candy Sux

Lamentable. That's a new one, that's going in the scrapbook.