Bullshit. Typical committment phobia rhetoric.

Ouch, he made sure to leave a mark with that one…
(be it true or not)

Lance is such a liar pants. He totally knew that before he started "dating" her. He was just saving it for an excuse to break up with her.
Oh. And like he's going to be without a woman for more than 2 secs. *Cue eye roll*

I can't think of a worse character flaw than admitting a need for love and companionship.

bbb - i assume that by "woman" you mean "man"? :)

Well sar, I think he was probably just biding his time with Kate, waiting for Reese and Jakey-Pooh to split. I think he secretly has a thing for "Reese." :)

she was just too needy. she kept asking for a second nut, and i kept telling her i only had one to give.

I know this isn't at all relevant to the topic at hand, but I can't get past the headline "At least there's no hard feelings." The grammatic Nazi inside of me wants it to say "At least there are no hard feelings" but I know it just doesn't sound right spoken.

*Sigh*

Oh Please, Lance goes through women faster than I can drink a glass of water. He will never settle down and I feel sorry for any woman he dates.

is the "no hard feelings" title some reference to his penis?

WHY DOES EVERYTHING SEEM LIKE IT'S ABOUT PENISES LATELY.

Let's keep it real, shall we?

So Lance, Kate pulled her "How to lose a Guy in Ten Days" act with you?

And you are all releasing statements to the effect: "It's not you, it's me"

Obviously she was trying to ditch you without being the bad guy.

We have seen the buldge that is owned Owen Wilson. Did you think that you could compare to that?

Silly man. Lance, you go on and think that you ended things.

Kate is a Saint for sparing Lances feelings like that. That shows some self control.

Oh, I don't know why I typed "owned" before Owen Wilson's name in that sentence. It doesn't belong there.

I think it was a Freudian Slip. I am off to watch Shanghai Noon. Owen can "own" me anytime.

Whew.