MALE-CENTRIC BOOK MOCKING FEMALE-CENTRIC BOOK TO MAKE MILLIONS "Warner Bros. has acquired rights to the book 'Drink, Play, F@#K,' the provocatively titled comedic male retort to the femme-centric best-seller 'Eat, Pray, Love.' The soon-to-be-published 'Play,' by comedy writer Andrew Gottlieb, tells the fictional story of Bob Sullivan, a man who, seeking solace after his wife leaves him, goes on a bender in Ireland, takes a gambling jaunt to Las Vegas and a embarks on a sex-tourism trip to Thailand."
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i can't wait for this book to come out so that i can dismiss it like i've dismissed every other book ever written.
Any "femme-centric" book called "Eat, Pray, Love," is just begging for a retort smackdown. Although, the other end of the spectrum is just as "vapid" and annoying.
So, you're saying it's a family movie?
i don't think sex tourism in thailand is the kind of sex that these entourage-addled guys think it is. i mean, it's cool if they KNOW that they're gonna be getting it on with ladyboys, but isn't exploitation of children a HUGE part of the sex industry over there? ugh, i'm getting the heebie jeebies.
What they forgot to add at the end was "Rehab, Therapy"
Nice!!! Having sex with poor underage boys (or girls) in Thailand. HOW TOTALLY AMERICAN AND MACHO!!!!
unless it's a "drink play f%^k" MAGAZINE it's off my reading list
Hmm…he had to wait til his wife left him to drink, play, & f*&k? Hell, he should have married me! We could have made it a duet, although I have a very sour taste in my mouth for the Thai sex industry, so we'd have to get elsewhere for that bender, but believe me, there'd be plenty of kinky f'ing to be told about.
Boys…they always have to have a crisis before they experiment or let go.
(Yes, I know its a joke book, but he DID make it start with him getting left.)
go elsewhere I meant…my mind was in the gutter apparently and led to typos
Yes, and there is a lot of AIDS in Thailand. BAD IDEA. If you want to be a nasty cock ferret, you should go to Thailand and party a lot. Then, meet some women who are not prostitutes, but who want to get with a foreigner. Any foreigner. Usually, these women are not classy because in Thailand miscegenation is still frowned upon. And, well… they're just goldiggers. But this will no bother nasty cock ferrets. They just want pussy sans AIDS.
Oh, and there are more females that males there, so getting a girlfriend is easy. And, white people have a huge advantage because many people are still stupid and racist (everywhere, not just in Thailand).
I don't know why I am still going on about this…