WHATTTT…..It's MORGAN FREEMAN, for god's sake…..

Oh wait, does this have anything to do with the "unidentified woman" who was with him when the accident happened?

@vinayg18

i was thinking that too! no better way to uncover an affair than flipping a car.

He probably just went all Bucket List on her once he got admitted to the hospital.

sar's mother already knew this.

morgan pulled a shia… sorta.

pulling a shia sounds painful and traumatic like when my sister blew her anus inside out in the midst of labor.

tmi?

thank you foregone, yet another reason i will never, never have children.

Oh my god I hope you're kidding.

gross. let him recover!

yeah, totally had to be because of the other chick in the car…he got caught in a very bad way

it is no joke, i can assure you.

the nurses even gave hera handheld mirror so that she may see the balloon animal that her ass became.

i share this with you because she forced me to listen to her account. though i am a man, i ain't having no babies, either.

sounds like a pain in the ass!

hahaha… get it…. cause it was literally her ass. and figuratively also a pain in the ass. heheheh

WHY WHY WHY on earth would nurses do that? "Oh look your insides are on the outside, you want a mirror to look?" "Oh of course, thank you, thats just what I've always wanted to see…forget my baby I want to look at my f'ed up asshole." Good lord, some things, I will never understand. And I will add this to another reason on the list when I beg the doc to make it so I can't have those little body destroying f'ers called babies.

Damn peeps! I was getting ready to have dinner. Now I guess I'll just have to have a beer instead. Who can eat after reading "my sister blew her anus inside out in the midst of labor".

thanks queencrone! i was wondering where her shout out was!!

I got your momma's back, sar. :-)