I've only been back in New York City for two hours, and already I've spent $250, been pushed in the back, gotten hustled by a cab driver and watched a man tell another man in passing to fuck himself. I've missed this place so much.
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yeah…WAY better than the south. welcome back cord.
Welcome home.
Welcome home, Cord. It's just like you remembered, aye?
Stalking Cord just got a little bit more geographically convenient.
PS
Your scar is so motherfucking hard-core.
You are not truly home until you order Chinese food from Empire Gourmet. And don't forget the free cold noodles with sesame!
Great! I'm making my pointer finger and middle finger dance a jig in celebration of your safe return.
Hey Cord. Go fuck yourself, asshole. Said with love, of course.
Hey, don't be rude, Lisa. Cord is really generous. GENEROUS WITH HIS FAGGYNESS.
@maria
Finger-dancing brings back shitty memories. I have chubby fingers and my mom used to make me do "hand earobics." I was such a fucked-up child. But, for Cord, only for Cord, I'll do a great vine to the left.
I want to live in NYC, damnit.
It's not a full-circle experience until you have a blind date with Tyra in a fat suit and glasses cam.
ahh hahaahah - I live in CT and we, too, share the 'fuck you' syndrome. Welcome home, darling, welcome home. *big finger*
Cord's kinda a big deal. That's why my family threw him a party. http://i514.photobucket.com/al.....FINGER.jpg
Why is paint so fucking fun? The picture is distorted and it's not funny… but I love using this shit.
Reminds me of the time I landed at LaGuardia late one night. An older man was changing a light bulb, and a woman supervisor came up and said "Why are you changing that light bulb now?" He replied, "Who the fuck are you? Don't tell me what to do.". My first thought was similar to yours. "Ah, it's good to be home."
Oh ilnaz… you gotta get on the Photoshop train. Then you'll have some fun!
Photoshop intimidates me.
creepy.