EIGHTEENTH VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST "A bench warrant has been issued for rapper DMX after he failed to show for a pre-trial conference."

Aug 12, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 7 Responses
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Comments (7)

No. 1 Skaði says:

Just last night I was reminded of just how bad it had gotten and just how sick I have become…

Posted: Aug 12, 2008 at 4:08 pm
No. 2 killorn says:

DMX is the donut shop of rappers the way cops be swarmin' that shit

Posted: Aug 12, 2008 at 4:10 pm
No. 3 killorn says:

In a related story, Billboard charts have also issued DMX a Failure To Appear, M I RITE???

Posted: Aug 12, 2008 at 4:13 pm
No. 4 Kate says:

…I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record… oh yeah? well don't get so distressed… Did i happen to mention that i'm impressed?

Posted: Aug 12, 2008 at 4:16 pm
No. 5 yourmom says:

good one killorn. i'm ashamed to admit it but when i was a senior in high school i had a giant poster of him up on my ceiling over my bed because i thought he was sexy. it went nicely next to my springsteen poster when i moved to college and very much confused the girl from michigan i was living with.

Posted: Aug 12, 2008 at 4:17 pm
No. 6 blah says:

Oh for fucks sake…

Posted: Aug 12, 2008 at 4:38 pm
No. 7 sar says:

oh, come on now. he would definitely be sexy if he weren't a fuckup.

Posted: Aug 13, 2008 at 11:37 am
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