um, yeah… if you're 28 and having relations with a 19 year old, and that 19 year old knocks up a 17 year old and then marries that 17 year old, relegating you to mistress status, i wouldn't *necessarily* go shouting that from the rooftops.

um, yeah. so if you could go ahead and keep your fat spearhole shut, that would be greeeaat.

Perfectly said STM…

There was some bruhaha about Jamie Lynn getting knocked up by her manager, and this was an arranged situation. Who knows… The fact that she allegedly got pregnant in a state where it wouldn't be statutory rape is fascinating enough. What luck!

I know that the status is usually reserved for those over 40, but if you're 28 and fucking a 19 year old boy, does it make you a cougar?

Oh good Jesus. Why not include the picture of her? She's like an un-pampered Jessica Simpson with those idiotic cowboy boots. I hate them all. ALL OF THEM.

I'm finding this all fucin' hilarious. But then almost any misfortune or embarrassment for the Spears family is funny to me.

good question, kerry.

Wouldn't you think I'd be old and haggy enough that nothing could surprise me? :-/ I was kind of hoping she wouldn't live the same tragic life as her sister.

sar, brit's life is FAR from tragic. i mean, she's sponsored by tony the cheeto cheetah, or whatever his name is. a lifetime supply of cheetos? tragedy!? i think not!

oh who am i kidding. her life sucks.

Whoa! She is a rough lookin' 28 year old. Ouch!

Poor Kelli. Highlight of her lil' life is diddling a guy who had to be 17 at the time of their "instant chemistry" (and surely the sex was awesome, as everyone knows how good 17-year-old boys are on the hump). And that guy is only someone we know of because he was hopping on a tween…whose sister became famous for being a "virgin" former mousketeer who was never 'that innocent.' Tangled web these folks weave. I love how the veracity of the story is attested to by the guy who was involved in Brit's initial manic acts, first hubbie Jason. Mmm, hometown chemistry.