Two words and one punctuation mark:

Sunshine Tutt?

I was thinking the same thing yourmom. Seriously?

The only thing newsworthy about this is that there's a person walking around named Sunshine Tutt.

Wait… Chris Kattan married a model? I stand corrected… that, too, is newsworthy.

She has a sort of Angelina Jolie look to her. And, I just decided that I am going to boycott the use of solely first names when it comes to celebrities. AND, you may or may not be proud, that I have scaled down my gossip sites to only MG, down from about 5 or 6!! YAY!!!

Bevvie time in 75 minutes!!!!!! :)

sunshine tutt modelled for my brand and she had an incredible pout but kinda worn on the face, she was also on either maxim or stuff magazine for the sexiest woman alive or something. didn't know she was married to kattan…

yourmom, I've heard it's helpful to follow up with "question mark?"

There was some blind item going around last week about a recently wed actor cheating on his wife with a woman, which is shocking to some b/c they think he's gay. Wherever I read this, people were guessing Kattan, so I guess they're right.

Wait? Was that here on Mollygood?

Chris Kattan is interesting enough to have blind item speculators? Are we talking about the same Chris Kattan? "Mango" Chris Kattan? Or is there a hot, relevant Chris Kattan out there that I'm not aware of?
Question mark?

This just makes me depressed, because I just KNEW I was guessing all those blind items wrong. How do I even have a chance if people are blind iteming Chris Kattan? Oh, I'll never win.

such is mango. a very not hot and irrelevant mango.

Thank you, Ms. Stopthemadness. You've made me feel less brain-broken once again.

And yet gay marriage would somehow destroy the "sanctity of marriage"! What a joke!

I know women often feel inadequate because they don't look like certain models… but most of the self-conscious girls I know look better that Sunshine Tutt: http://www.celebrific.com/wp-c.....1-8-07.jpg
How do they choose models? It's so fucking arbitrary.

How is she a model? Based on that picture ilnaz, she can't be more than what, like 5'4"? I didn't think he was very tall, or maybe men who adorn themselves in monkey costumes and shiny banana hammocks for laughs just always seem short and emasculated in my mind.

Also, if the marriage 8 weeks ago wasn't important enough to report on, why do we have to hear about the divorce?