Well, I can't think of a worse punishment than having to die at a place called "Chuckawalla Valley."

He might have thought he was going to a summer camp when he was sentenced. Rude awakening.

We run. We jump. We swim and play. We row and go on trips
But the things that last forever… are our dear friendships
Camp Chuckawalla, we hold you in our hearts.
And when we think about you (it makes me wanna fart!)
It's 'I hope we never part'. Now get it right or pay the price.
Now we will share a lifetime of the fondest memories.
By the Valley of Chuckawalla.. Sat in the old pine trees.
Camp Chucka-.., we hold you in our hearts.
And when we think ab-.. (this thing came apart)
Think Chuckawalla-wanna, speak Chuckawalla-wanna..
Live Chuckawalla-wanna! Ugh!

I could have done a better job with that, but its early and I'm not quite drunk yet.

i LOVE that u added the sidebars such as "get it right or pay the price!!"

If you loved that, you'll love that after I was done typing that I did jazz hands

I'd like to see more hand gestures, though. Let's have a mimosa and see what happens.

Oh! It's like I was reading your mind!

jazz paws!

Sarah, I'll still have a mimosa with you, I take mine sans juice, kthanks!

I was going to make a comment about Camp Chuckawalla, but I yield the floor to Brenda.

No fair making me laugh this hard with this hang over, brenda! And then with the jazz hands! :-)

There are few things I'm good at, old school nickelodeon theme songs are one. Don't get me started on Hey Dude or Count Duckula

Yippie kai aie ya (Yippie kai aie what?)

i didn't even know she WAS molested. between this and racist mormons i am learning so much today!