METH HEADS? NO WAY! "Authorities say three men who triggered an assassination investigation after their arrests in the Denver area did not pose a 'true threat' to Barack Obama at this week's Democratic National Convention. U.S. Attorney Troy Eid describes the men as 'meth heads' who weren't capable of such an attack."

Aug 27, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 29 Responses
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Comments (29)

No. 1 spottsy says:

Um…good?

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 9:51 am
No. 2 Sarah says:

Not moonshine-heads?

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 9:57 am
No. 3 Sarah says:

When did hillbillies get to be so sophisticated?

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 10:00 am
No. 4 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

I suppose their plan was to gum him to death?

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 10:07 am
No. 5 brenda walsh says:

Methamphetamine: Providing rednecks with psychotic episodes, diarrhea and impotence for years to come!

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 10:09 am
No. 6 Keeblerkahn says:

Hell I could have told them that just looking at their photos.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 10:40 am
No. 7 Chelsea says:

Yeah, they all looked like my old neighbors, so I'm not surprised by the meth news. On that note, do all meth heads look the same? Also, thank god my apartment building never exploded because of them. That would have SUCKED.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 11:04 am
No. 8 oilybohunk7 says:

Chelsea, yes, all Methheads do look the same. If you haven't seen the website "The Faces of Meth" you should check it out. It seems like cokeheads, potheads, heroin addicts and alcoholics can somewhat hide their addictions but with Methheads it always seems like their usage is broadcast for everyone to see.

I don't buy into their Meth usage making them incapable of the plotted attack on Obama. If you have ever seen the Intervention with Cristy you would know that what Methheads lack in coherent thought they make up for in steely determination and balls-deep craziness. Exactly the sort of traits you would need to plot something like that.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 11:16 am
No. 9 brenda walsh says:

Yeah, if meth users aren't careful, meth will do this to their hair:

http://www.drugfree.org/Portal.....oto_8.html

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 11:25 am
No. 10 oilybohunk7 says:

Bleh! I hadn't been to that website in a while. I forgot that they were all fans of the Nolte hair do.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 11:32 am
No. 11 brenda walsh says:

Hey, it's enough to keep me off the stuff!

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 11:35 am
No. 12 Sarah says:

Oh, Jerri Blank. I'd bail you out anytime.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 11:37 am
No. 13 oilybohunk7 says:

Scared straight indeed.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 11:44 am
No. 14 Kate says:

Since when aren't meth-heads capable of such an attack? I'm sure those crazy bastards could do some damage if they wanted.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 11:46 am
No. 15 sar says:

Meth is shit at putting highlights in.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 12:18 pm
No. 16 sar says:

ps if the highlights hadn't already put meth on my blacklist, the very first episode of Breaking Bad definitely cemented its place there.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 12:19 pm
No. 17 oilybohunk7 says:

Sar you should watch the Intervention with Cristy the Methhead. It is on YouTube.

Let's just say it involves one naked methhead, an aparment filled with squalor, a bare mattress and a chick fight. Even if the highlights weren't enough to sway someone Cristy's Sharpee-brows surely would be.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 12:23 pm
No. 18 sar says:

oily, because your name reminds me of Sixteen Candles, I have decided to trust you. I shall youtube and return with my findings.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 12:36 pm
No. 19 sar says:

So far Armando sounds like the voice on the cartoon Grinch movie.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 12:39 pm
No. 20 oilybohunk7 says:

Sar that is exactly where I got my name from. I forgot about Armando's song. One day I could only dream that Armando would write a song for me.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 12:46 pm
No. 21 sar says:

Finished… that was heartbreaking. One of the commenters said Cristy is a "polarity responder" - which I looked up and found out that almost everyone in my life is like that. Which explains, maybe everything.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 1:42 pm
No. 22 oilybohunk7 says:

I hadn't heard the term "polarity responder" before. I had to look it up as well. It makes sense though. Cristy's story was heartbreaking; especially since she chose jail over getting help. I suppose that is probably due to being a polarity responder.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 1:52 pm
No. 23 brenda walsh says:

Wow. Just got back from watching Cristy's story. Not only was it sad/terrifying I think it has me addicted to Intervention.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 3:40 pm
No. 24 brenda walsh says:

Do they have interventions for Interventionheads?

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 3:45 pm
No. 25 sar says:

yes brenda walsh. when someone truly cares about your wellbeing and feels you're an interventionhead, they give you the option of cutting off the cable, which of course you'll say no to, then they make you watch the Dr. Drew show or they threaten to cut off the cable if you don't watch. once you realize you can't stomach dr. drew pinsky, you opt for cable cutoff. after several days, you're clean, and hopefully not a danger to yourself when holding a remote control.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 3:54 pm
No. 26 oilybohunk7 says:

Brenda walsh my next Intervention recommendation for you to watch is Allison. Allison is addicted to inhalants, i.e., Dust-Off. She feels like she is walking on sunshine and she is fabulous.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 4:36 pm
No. 27 brenda walsh says:

I currently have 6 browser tabs open

Alyson, Jill, Sylvia, Ashley, Pam, and Dawn & Fabian….

I told you, I'm sick.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 5:32 pm
No. 28 brenda walsh says:

I think it just makes me feel better about my life. I'm not as screwed up as theeeyyyy are!!

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 5:34 pm
No. 29 oilybohunk7 says:

My friend has been obsessed with Intervention for a long time. She has shown me the light.

Posted: Aug 27, 2008 at 5:42 pm
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