JACKSON HOSPITALIZED "The Rev. Jesse Jackson was hospitalized and undergoing tests Thursday after complaining of severe stomach pains. Jackson told The Associated Press that he entered Northwestern Memorial Hospital on Wednesday after falling ill earlier in the week."

Sep 5, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 11 Responses
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Comments (11)

No. 1 spottsy says:

It's probably all that bullshit he's been serving up.

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 10:17 am
No. 2 swedish fish says:

I belive he was diagnosed with "viral gastroenteritis" aka "stomach bug" or as i prefer, "THE SHITS"

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 10:53 am
No. 3 swedish fish says:

but we already know he has diarrhea of the mouth

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 10:53 am
No. 4 April says:

so viral esophoenteritis? "THE MOUTH SHITS"

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 11:00 am
No. 5 swedish fish says:

Good call, Dr. April. Now about the patient in room 10…

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 11:06 am
No. 6 Kate says:

Probably from all those times he had his foot in his mouth. shoes carry germs people.

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 11:12 am
No. 7 Suck it! says:

Maybe Obama will send someone to cut his nuts off while he's in the hospital. Would that finally shut him the fuck up?

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 11:24 am
No. 8 swedish fish says:

suck it–that would prevent any future "accients" when he cheats on his wife

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 11:39 am
No. 9 jay says:

Karma, baby, Karma. He's been making us sick to our stomachs for years.

As ye sow so shall ye reap.

I believe that's in some self help book or something…perhaps Mr. Jackson's read it…or maybe not….

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 12:20 pm
No. 10 sar says:

@3 (swedish)- that's why if you put your ear to the bathroom door you hear "jibbety jibbety, rat a tat tat"

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 12:31 pm
No. 11 blah says:

He probably tried to cut someone's nuts off and got a hyernia.

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 2:46 pm
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