STARS EXERT ACTUAL EFFORT! "Jennifer Lopez completed the Nautica Malibu Triathlon in 2 hours, 23 minutes and 38.8 seconds on Sunday. The singer, 39, pumped her arms in the air and smiled broadly as she crossed the finish line of the swimming-running-biking event. 'Thank you guys so much,' she told the crowd. 'This is an amazing day. … I feel really great that we raised $127,000 for the Children's Hospital [of Los Angeles] and hopefully it'll go to good use,' Lopez added. … After finishing, Lopez joined her family and Matthew McConaughey, who came in before her, in the VIP area. McConaughey was accompanied by his girlfriend Camila Alves and their newborn son Levi. McConaughey's race time was 1 hour, 30 minutes and 44.7 seconds."
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I don't know why this made me laugh. J.Lo's "big story" gets dwarfed by McConaughey's time.
I bet she was pissed when she found out Matthew McConaughey was in *HER* triathlon.
What's worse, I bet she heard it from a news source that didn't mention her. "Mathew McConaughey will participate in a triathlon this week. Way to go Matthew, good luck. Moving on…"
This actually makes me like her a little more.
What?! I said "a little"…
I'm a little upset that they didn't mention that little Levi rode alongside his dad on a Jetski wearing baby cutoff jorts and mirrored Oakley Blades.
*golf claps*
I smell someone begging for a Nike deal. Give it up J. Lo, you can't even sell silver series.