COLOR US SHOCKED "The surprising news: Amy Winehouse made it to twenty-five. The not-surprising-at-all news: She didn't show up to her own birthday party. Wino was supposed to celebrate the big 2-5 at the Jazz After Dark Club in Soho London, according to The Sun, but just like one of her many concerts — Ms. Cracky never came."

Sep 15, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 5 Responses
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Comments (5)

No. 1 Keeblerkahn says:

So everyone who picked 25 on the death pool just lost. Way to beat the odds Amy.

Posted: Sep 15, 2008 at 9:32 am
No. 2 blah says:

I've got 5 bucks on age 30 Keebs.

Posted: Sep 15, 2008 at 11:22 am
No. 3 swedish fish says:

how about the career-death pool? I think those who picked 25 are right on!

No one is interested in her music anymore.

Posted: Sep 15, 2008 at 11:55 am
No. 4 UpChuck says:

Holy shit!!! She's only 25 years old? I know a 50 year old skank that's been rode hard and put up wet for 30 years that looks sexier than Amy.

Posted: Sep 15, 2008 at 7:47 pm
No. 5 Gorgeous Black Women says:

I had my money on 24.25 so I lost a while back. She still looks tragic.

Posted: Sep 15, 2008 at 7:50 pm
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