GUY RITCHIE IN TEARS OVER T-SHIRT "Guy Ritchie is 'in pieces' after seeing a photo of his son Rocco in a T-shirt supporting Alex Rodriguez's New York Yankees baseball team, a source tells Usmagazine.com. The 8-year-old was photographed sporting the shirt Monday in New York City. 'He's actually been crying over it,' says the source on the set of Ritchie's upcoming drama Sherlock Holmes."
Dear Guy Ritchie,
How does it feel to know your ex has bigger balls than you?
I will be so glad when this divorce is over. I can't decide which side to take, and it's giving me a headache. On one hand, Guy Ritchie has played along with this charade for years. On the other hand, Madonna is an (apparently) adulterous slag who is now rubbing her husband's face in the fact that she was banging another man while they were still married.
Those poor kids. Guy should take Lourdes to get her eyebrows waxed just to spite Madonna.
You mean her eyebrow.
Thats fucked up.
Madonna is a WHORE. If that kid did not look like him I would tell him to get a DNA test.
I can't help it. I have a voilent vulva.
But I'm keeping my baby! Oooooohhhh, I said I'm keepin my babeh!
Guy Ritchie just needs to go buy the little dude a Morrissey t-shirt and have him photographed wearing it in public. That would melt Madorianna's plastic right down to her crypt keeper's skull. And then the bulging veins in her hands and arms would start to pulsate wildly. I think there is even a small chance she may disintegrate into tiny, dust-like particles.
Doubtful he's crying. Still, that's a cunt-ish thing to do to the father of your child after you've cuckolded him already. Someone please, make it stop.
Ugh. Parents really need to keep their kids out of the middle of their divorce. If anything, put the damn shirt on Lourdes.
Are you too wrapped up in yourself to notice?
My hope is that this has just been taken out of control–The optimist in me sees the story playing out like this:
Rocco <3s the Yankees like many other growing boys in NYC proper. Madonna understands the repurcussions of him wearing the shirt, but can't bring herself to explain to dear Rocco why it wouldn't be appropriate for him to support his team. I mean, who wants to tell their 8 year old son that their mom is a slizzut? And so, taking one for the team, Madonna takes a deep breath and lets Rocco wear what he wants.
In reality, I'm sure it's not like this at all, but I like my version better. Even though I hate Madonna.
Madonna…the ultimate cunt
She is a witch
Makes me hope Guy gets half of her money.
Besides no one needs that much money and it will put her in her place.
Helen Skor HA! Yes! Then take a group shot of him with Lourdes and Lourdes' biological father flipping off the camera while being fed cake and KFC by Courtney Love.
DEAR DAD -
PLEASE COME AND RESCUE ME, ROCCO AND BABY DAVE IMMEDIATELY FROM HER CLUTCHES. WE MISS YOU AND WE HATE A ROD. IF YOU'RE NOT HERE BY MIDNIGHT .. WE'RE MOVING IN BRAD AND ANGIE …
LUVS A LOT!
MOMMIE DEAREST IS THREATENING ME WITH A BASEBALL BAT … SHE WANTS ME TO LEARN THE GAME …. PLEASE HELP! GET HERE QUICK!
HEY GUY .. I THINK SHE WANTS TO TURN ME INTO HANDBAG … PLEASE COME AND GET US! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! LUV BABY DAVE
this was taken July 2nd
I guess he was ok with it.
F*uck all haters.. Madonna Queen of Pop RULES !!
Madonna has bigger nuts and is more masculine that pissy little Guy. I'm surprised they lsted this long!
Madge is sooooo sad!!I feel sorry for guy, but I feel even sadder for the tired old hag. Its time to get a quick divorce and retire from the limelight. Am I the only one who doesnt want to see her shake her 50 year old foof around anymore??
Guy is crying on his way to the bank to deposit that 60 million. Then he starts to cry again on his way to pick up his new chick, and take her to the home Madonna gave him. boo hoo!!!!!
Yeah! This guy is an even bigger crybaby than Palin!