please! jordan catalano is soo 10 years ago. jared leto hasn't looked good since he got his face beat in during fight club.

Man, the lengths people will go to in an effort to curb gay rumors.

The final nail in the coffin was actually the trolsen he was doing…whatever to.

The nail in the coffin was actually … actually, I never thought he was remotely hot.

The band, the eyeliner, the getting his ass kicked on a regular basis, the grabbing of Hobbits, making out with Olsens and Hiltons… well, that just cements it all.

Oh this is just a whole lot of gross. I did have a Jordan crush and if he wasn't before, he's dead to me now. Not only are his lips on the skankiest skank that ever skanked. He's wearing the stupidest scarf I've ever seen. He's clearly trying to copy Cord who was trying to emulate, Colin Farrel. This is not only a fashion don't, it's also a human behavior don't. Nothing good will come of this and possibly they may create some kind of super std greater than ebola.

Jordan Catalano we are sooo over. I held onto my love for you for all these years. I even looked the other way when you went on your little troll mission there. But THIS! This is unforgivable. I am now going back to my college crush on Tyler Benchfield.

i got over my jordan crush the first time i realized he uses more eyeliner than i do.

my so called raccoon face.

There is no turning back now, Sugar. I'll go back to my high school crush on the cute guy from, 16 candles.

Jake Ryan was hot!

I will never get why anyone would think she was, um, snoggable. I mean, you would have to see her up close!

Juje: @5, it is like she is a Smurf cousin - a Skank ™. I bet she calls everything skanky and she skanked the skank out of the skank.

Skany Smurf™. All the other Smurfs know where they can go to laid. But then they all walk around scratching the next day and peeing blue.

get laid, you know what I mean.

I must say, you peeps are mad funny! LOL. I read this site every day and I can't help but laugh at some of the stuff you come up with! JuJu…keep 'em coming!
Peace, Love, and rockin good times…

Oh come on. Like Smurfette wasn't Skanky Smurf by definition. The only female in a colony of hundreds of men?

I bet Smurfette (and Vanity for that matter) would welcome the rest, Kitch.

why jared whyyyyy??

Yeah, but you know that Skanky Smurf smurfed those bastards harder than they've even been smurfed.

I thought Smurfette was their sister, and Papa Smurf was all the other Smurfs dad. Am I wrong?

Of course, that just reminded me of a terrible joke:
Why was Papa Smurf's tongue blue?
From eating out Smurfette.

OK, now I've grossed myself out. Skanky Smurf, she is.

It is sad I know this, BUT: there were no female Smurfs before Smurfette. Smurfette was actually created by Gargamel in a scheme to find their villiage. Which begs the question - if Smurfs are so tasty, and he could make smurfs, why didn't he just make more Smurfettes and eat them. Maybe they don't taste as good. Like farmed vs. wild salmon.

I'm sad that I too know the answer to that. I used to love that show. I'll go hang my head in shame now.

Where did Baby Smurf come from?

The stork brought him. No, seriously.

Why are y'all destroying the reps of the wonderful little Smurfs by linking them to this Jared-Paris horror show…

Speaking of Smurfs and horror show, have my Hags seen this yet? It's safe for work and it's kinda heartbreaking…

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7MAYrF1PDks

Yeah, Gargamel totally got some weapons grade Smurftonium from Russia. Bastard!

sadly, people can probably relate more to smurfs than all the brown people we're bombing to kingdom come.

ugh.

That video really makes me sad. Sadder than the Jared-Paris kiss even.

**stifled sob**

Scourge!!! Why would anyone touch this disease ridden, hook nosed, fugly skank? Christ, if I were a dude, I'd sooner stick it in a blender.

Azriel, you miserable cat!

I can never sleep again.

Oh man! That's terrible! I loved me some Jordan? This really kills it! Look at the bone popping out of her shoulder! yuckkkkkk! Too bad!what happens to these boys as they get older. It is like they

all peak at 15!

I heart Azrael. I am so excited that there is supposed to be a Smurfs movie released next year, I think. I'm pretty sure that'll be one kids movie I won't have to drag my husband to, since he loves them, too. My daughter, on the other hand, will have no clue who they are, but who cares what she thinks, right?

That's why you have kids. So you can still see those kinds of movies without looking like a pervy perv. Isn't that what Denise calls us?

Sigh. You put it better than I ever could. It's been fading slowly, but this just did the crush in. Good bye, Jordan. I'll miss you. I will now dedicate my lust completely to Sean Paul and his ridiculous boy braids.

ooh lale…sean paul. you just hit one of my hot spots. love that boy and i don't even usually go for the no-lips look. but he is hotttt. wonder if he's got a new CD coming out that i can download illegally…

dabbler smurf!!!!!!!!!!

james: Sean Paul stirs your tea? Hrm, I'm not sure what it is, I think maybe the braids look kind of stupid on him, for some reason and I like more lip on a guy, too.

Jared, noooooooooooooooooooo! I a mso skeeved out!

Dear God, please do not allow these two to breed and speed the impending apocalypse. Thank you. Poo.

He looked sooooooooo Caliente in "Lord of War" he's very good looking, but wtf? Paris?

I'm thinking that the final nail of the coffin was Lohan. That did it for me.

And maybe that jacket he wore last week, ew.